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Your grandpa thought she was Ben Stein, didn’t he?

How dare you attack a Bowling Green Survivor! Have you no morals, sir?

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but

For some reason whenever I see Brand I see this guy:

That, and “friends and family.” He has no friends, and he’s not the type to “take comfort” in his family.

If you really want to nitpick, BO should have ended the letter with this:

Considering he thinks everyone, from hurricane survivors to boy scouts, is coming out to rally for him, I think we can safely assume he thinks he is the sun around which Obama orbits. There are no traditions, only things he just thought up.

That sounds more like my kind of festival.

I figure that he gets it coloured for roles, but then just goes ‘sod it’ and lets the roots grow out inbetween. It makes me warm to him since ‘sod it’ is my approach to so many things.

Yes, they do watch the films, especially if it’s the official premiere. In that case, it’s the first chance for actors to see how the movie turned out after editing.

Clearly you have never had an Amy’s cheese enchilada meal. I just finished one mere seconds ago. Heaven.

can confirm decent veggie pizza.

She has that smarmy look that reminds me of Martin Shkreli. Every picture makes me dislike her, just on that facial expression.

They have a closet full of animatronic blondes. Wait, band name?

They have a closet full of animatronic blondes. Wait, band name?

Two points:

And I’m guessing her “pro-Choice by small government” stance will be quickly abandoned in the process and go back to attacking ACA while living off of ACA.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

It’s okay. He has a closetful of tribbles just breeding away somewhere.