If she's counting pants-clad-erection-rubbing, I'm pretty sure a lot of guys would lose count after their first high school dance.

Whatever happened to letting people find out you're crazy the old-fashioned way?

There are fewer things that irk me in the same way as watching someone finagle with taking their heels off while we are waiting not-real-patiently in the security line. 1/4 of me is like, do your thing girl, and the rest of me is all:

Nuh-uh. Harp Seal Pups for the win.

Horne noted that "it is extremely rare — if not non-existent — for a woman to have an abortion because the pregnancy posed a risk to her life.

"It would be disturbing to think that she may be using her abortions as a way to gain political favor with Democratic voters," Horne added.

"Horne noted that "it is extremely rare — if not non-existent — for a woman to have an abortion because the pregnancy posed a risk to her life."

I guess you could prescoop the ice cream and freeze it on cookie sheets. Hmm I like the logistical challenge of figuring out how to do this.

Well, they got three root beer floats each, and three cookies. Probably at least a few would turn down a cupcake after that.

It's such a labor intensive drink that you cannot make ahead of time. I mean I guess you could pre scoop ice cream in 3000 cups but then how do you store them?? they should have stuck with tater tot casserole.

Well, I GUESS YOU HATE HAPPINESS.

Thank jeebus because it was starting to get out of hand there. Flavors that should never enter a liquor were popping up, although I do have to admit that it was fun to speculate what would crop up next from our friends at Burnett's and Pinnacle. Triple meat lasagna vodka? Gym socks and pool chlorine gin?

Infusions are fine. Cucumber/Thai basil makes a killer martini. It's the artificially sweetened and flavored crap vodkas that are the problem.

Do I need to click on the source to find out why the fuck this woman had an IV lying around her house??

And behold! The Most Special of All the Snowflakes has revealed himself to us!

I bet his fedora collection is truly a sight to behold.