I like to think of it as his OKC profile pic.

This is adorable.

I don't get it. I am completely celibate and yet nothing ever seems to get done around here.

Wait a minute...this "wine rack" only holds one bottle of wine. What good is a wine rack that only holds one bottle of wine?

She owns a chain of Blimpie franchises. Knew it all along.

I know, right? What if I have the flu, or I'm away on a business trip? Can I have one of my neighbors do it for me while I'm away, like watering the plants?

But in the house, the only way it works is if there's a strong masculine and feminine component.

I find it difficult to believe that submissive women are hard to find in Utah.

This Dick pic received the worst reviews.

That would be my advice to all the men who submit: Please don't grease it up. It's not the same as the "everyone looks better with a tan" thing. Keep your dick matte!

Um, is she not aware of something called PINTEREST?

Why is everyone "curating" things nowadays? It's like when everything was "bespoke" and "artisanal" a few years ago.

Oh, Blake, stop trying to make "fetch" happen.

Oh, Miley is in good company. Here are some examples. ;)

Hired to write at the Good Men Project in 3...2...1...

I'm just going to wrap my kid in butcher paper until he/she turns 5.

She doesn't have to understand anything, that's what her man is for. And he doesn't have to understand anything because he's a MAN. Win Win!

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