Jeans and a couple layers up top are as good as it's gonna get for me. The layers are so I A) don't freeze to death and B) don't have to wear a bra.

3,000 root beer floats would require all the Duggars and a lot of staff to scoop. I coordinated a wedding over the weekend and carrying around a wedding cake and a groom's cake was bad enough.

I am interested in reading more because I'm 42 and thinking about it. No reason to think it won't happen but there's definitely some gravity to the whole thing. My dad was 46 when I was born, so I heard the "oh is this your grandpa?" thing a lot. But since I don't have a time machine (or $75,000 for IVF), this is…

Skirt Sports has tops to fit gels. They have the same little pocket but call it "cleavage alley".

I had no idea that was a thing. I'm not that tall but I have long legs and it's complicated when people recline their seats (let's just say it's a good thing that I'm flexible and can creatively cross my legs).

On my last flight the guy in front of me actually had the nerve to turn around and glare at me when he…

Was Dog the Bounty Hunter there? Preferably for shaveathon or the vineyard, but wherever.

Yeah, I'm with you (get off my lawn). I was a picky eater with texture issues and watching those kids flinch just really bothers me. Tears? Not cute.

I think it might be subtly insulting to the "hard hats" as well. I'm not sure.

My bf and I had to spend a couple hours getting my cat out of a tree this weekend. After reading this, the whole thing seems much different to me. So much 'cat-calling' and trying to ply him with treats...

I would be in serious trouble because I still can't whistle at 42.

Bonus points for the LoDo reference.

"Dog the bounty hunter was also there" should be part of every sentence now.

I really want to give Kristen Bell a lip color but I also want her to go shopping and out to cocktails with me.

Just like the nuisance calls I used to get on a crisis line (and boy do you ever get cranks on an overnight shift), I will never understand using that much energy for bullshit.

Probably. Speaking out is highly discouraged. Writing scares the church for sure!

Her next headline will likely have her getting kicked out of school. Unfortunately.

Where's Mac/Tina Majorino? They need her. I may be too invested in this already.

Well, I was torn about getting Doritos but now I feel compelled to do so...

Bonus points for bear claws & big sausages, too perfect for that place.

An acquaintance hashtagged the crap out of her wedding but it didn't stop with wedding info. Why add your haircolor and the name of the exercise you teach to your wedding photos? Not my thing.