No jokes here, they should have thrown that fucking little shit and his dad out of the stadium and barred them from re-entry. What an entitled little mutant. Fuck that kid.

i dont think players would like their knees being shredded apart every time they tried to go over a half body height wall

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

Also Sporty Kate(tm) is the best Kate! She always looks the happiest and most relaxed when she gets to play sports (esp with kiddos).

Uhhh... Kate is LEGITIMATELY decent at sports. She’s an avid skier and apparently competed in cross country, swimming, tennis, and field hockey in high school. She had to stop rowing crew at some point during or after university because the paparazzi ended up being a safety concern.

The article says he and Katie broke up. I don’t buy it. He and Jessica have a movie coming out, and that makes their outing together more plausible (even if he is truly single now).

They are fucking.

Also, props to Fatma al-Remaihi for demonstrating beautiful style need not contradict her faith. I’m delighted to see fashion celebrate women whose accoutrements may widely vary from the conventional patterns to which we have been so accustomed.

One of the reasons I love Helen Mirren is because you can see that she’s just like, fuck it, I just want to look pretty. She always looks like she’s having such a great time in a gown. I saw her interviewed when she played Queen Charlotte and she said she didn’t mind how many lines she had, she was just obsessed with…

I worked for years as a copy editor; Seeing the captions out of order makes my error-induced eye twitch kick back up again. 

Ruth E. Carter is mesmerising. I love a sumptuous, imaginative look, so refreshing after all the spare, angular modernism on parade.

The order of the photos should match the order of descriptions because that is how captions have worked since captions were invented. 

Michelle Yeoh Is QUEEN!!!!

He hired the housekeeper and she hired the chauffer?

in their relationship neither of them will take out the trash or clean anything ever. they rich!

Dead serious, can you explain how she’s redefining fucking anything?
Queer doesn’t just mean you slightly defy gender stereotypes, which are on the fucking way out anyway. My BF does most of the cooking and that’s not even considered slightly unusual these days. I’m the mechanic and car geek in the relationship and…

There’s nothing “queer” about a marriage where a man cooks or takes care of the kids. Might be “modern”, but it certainly isn’t “queer” in the definition you are using.

This is just a new-agey way of saying “I’m not like other girls... I actually just get along better with guys.”

Never, ever has this gif been more relevant:

Miley is a shameless, utterly feckless, contemptible person. I haven’t forgotten her blaxploitation period, after which she denounced hip-hop as being “suck my dick” ad infinitum despite cavorting around with blowup dicks onstage of her own accord.