The name change was good for getting people to actually watch it. I used to have a lot of conversations where it was like, “There’s this great show, it’s called Scrotal Recall... I know, but HEAR ME OUT!” Lovesick is also a better fit for how sweet it really is, but it will also be Scrotal Recall in my heart.

Charles has very specific plans to modernize the monarchy. He is not going to miss his chance to change things and probably kick Andrew to the curb.

Honestly, I was shocked when I found out she had kids. In my head I know that motherhood isn’t holy and there are mothers who are monsters, but so much of the work I do to oppose Trump is to stop him from destroying the world I am leaving to my kids, it sort of blew my mind that their would be a mother doing the…

Kelly would not vote Trump because Kelly does not vote.

Jezebel is not the only site making that criticism of “You Need to Calm Down.” Like, every single critic I’ve read has made the same complaint about the song.

In Judy Greer’s book she says that she will only wear Spanx on the red carpet, so at every premiere and awards show she walks the red carpet, then goes to the bathroom, takes off her spanx, and throws them away.

My theory is that Meghan was bingeing ice cream and Riverdale in the last weeks of her pregnancy.

We co-slept, and at my son’s 4 month checkup his ped asked where he was sleeping. I said, Do you really want to know? And he said yes, so I said, he sleeps with us, but it was either co-sleep or drown him in the tub. The look on the pediatrician’s face in the second it took him to realize I was joking was a sight to…

I have a friend who has a very old house so the bathrooms are sort of weird. There is a sink in every bedroom, and the upstairs toilet is in a tiny little closet. It’s smaller than a port-a-potty. So if that’s the situation, you can have a tiny house and separate toilets.

No, but it’s not like she was chained up in her bedroom. She chose to go along with her parents’ batshit plan because it meant she could hang out on yachts instead of work at Starbucks. That’s a choice she made, and it means she’s not the victim here.

Yes. Only on Gossip Girl Serna’s mom falsely accused a man of rape to get her into prep school. So based on that, I am guessing Olivia Jade will move in with the crew coach as soon as he is out of prison.

She could have, like, gotten a job or something to escape her terrible controlling parents.

There was a whole phase of James Marsden’s career where he was always the guy who gets dumped for the other guy, and I was like, HOW?

Yes, but why was she there?

There’s another Daniel story where he refuses to eat the meat and wine the king is feeding the... students? and successfully campaigns for their meals to be changed to pulse and water, which, like, no wonder they all hated you, Daniel. So I think he must be on pulse and water.

I kind of like the idea of a church knave though. Just some dude hanging around the church being a dick.

I was kind of cautiously intrigued by this, but there is no way I am going to watch him ruin Something’s Coming.

My favorite part of the trailer is sweetface Anthony Ramos doing prayer hands behind Gaga when she goes onstage. He’s just so adorable!

I also loved that wallpaper. It was like a fucking forest on the wall behind his bed. (One of the other dudes in the band also lived there and had similar wallpaper but I think it was a different type of tree.) I might still think it is cool, but I am not introspective enough to know for sure.

Oh my gosh, that fucking Roman Polanski article/discussion was a shitshow and Tracie banned a commenter for pointing out factual inaccuracies. She also went on a youtube series or something and said she had never been raped because she was too smart. That was ANOTHER shitshow. I never liked Tracie but she always had a…