I always forget what a fuckup Edward was (is?). Sophie seems great and her rep sort of sanitizes him I think.

Oh, I know. It’s a long-running fight between Charles and Andrew that Charles always wins. There was also a big fight between the brothers over who should pay to renovate Eugenie’s new place in Kensington Palace. Anne and Edward have definitely steered their kids into more “normal” existences, so I really don’t get…

That was way harsh, Tai, but I agree the plans for this wedding are ridiculous, and it is all Andrew and Fergie pushing because they think their daughters should be a bigger deal than Meghan and Kate because they are princesses of the blood. They aren’t even working Royals

I rewatched it recently, and about ten seconds into McPhee doing Never Met a Wolf Who Didn’t Love to Howl, my husband, who hadn’t really been watching, just says, The other girl is better.

I don’t know. If the son she had just eaten brunch with was Hot Neighbor Wade from Hart of Dixie, there may be one exception.

Clint Eastwood was supposed to direct when Beyonce signed on. It was in development for approximately 800 years before it ended up being Cooper directing Gaga.

I actually got briefly obsessed with them (as a 34 year old woman) because the third one is wrong and it bothered me. A LOT.

The thing is, the people she’s “only known for about 7 years” have kept their mouths shut about her to the press. Her best friend growing up seems to have been Andrew Morton’s only source for that bitchy biography, and he father and half-siblings have been dumpster fires, so maybe it’s less social climbing and more…

Anna deserves to be happy. Mr. Bates deserves to fuck off and die.

I never wore bikinis when I was young and hot because I was always convinced that I had a tummy that must be hidden. Now That I have two kids and my body is wrecked, I’m like, fuck it, no one is looking at me anyway. I bought my first bikini last year and I love it.

I have several times flashed everyone at the beach when I went out into the (deepish) water, removed my suit to dump the sand out of the crotch, and been caught out by a surprising undertow.

The mention of driving a hemi makes me approximately 8% certain “The Dame Jo” is a woman I worked for for 3 months in 2005. She was sort of great but she totally would have written those emails.

They get grandfathered in as separate teams because the first ever international soccer game was Scotland v England in 1872.

Yeah, it seems weird that the article notes that it’s her native Scotland but not that it is her family’s castle (and not their only one)...

I bet it is old school Jezebel CEFAD territory. Please, someone steal a copy and publish it so we can laugh.

My 6 year old played goalie tonight for his rec league team, and I swear to the Lord he gave up a goal on a play almost identical to that third goal.

Are there people who poop first? I never even thought of that as an option.

SAME. I read the slips under jeans thing, and I thought, well, the ending can’t be crazier than that...

Wickstead is actually popular with the entire Royal Family, not just Kate, and Meghan has already worn custom Emilia Wickstead (like a week before the wedding maybe?), so this seems... unwise on Wickstead’s part.

I had no interest in it because I didn’t super love the original, but my husband starting watching it and it was so GOOD. And touching. Every episode was so touching. And also really really wholesome.