I remember that when they stopped recapping it they left up a forum that was called 7th Heaven: We Hate This Goddamned Show

I binge watched 2008 New Amsterdam when my oldest son was a newborn. It was so good and I refuse to recognize the existence of a fucking medical drama by the same name.

Except that he called TMZ to tell them he wasn’t going to the wedding instead of letting Meghan and the Palace handle the announcement, which seems really weird to me.

My senior year, the junior AP English teacher assigned an essay on To Kill A Mockingbird, only they were not given the book. They were supposed to read Cliff’s Notes and watch the movie, then write the essay based on those to practice for college when they definitely would not have enough time to actually read the…

You did the Academic Decathlon in 2000, didn’t you?

All other issues aside (and there are a LOT), why do 68% of DC schools ban hair wraps and head scarves? Of all the dumb, arbitrary dress code rules, that seems like the dumbest and most arbitrary.

I have a friend from a large family (8 kids), and she and her siblings are psychotic about Disney. They actually try to dump their kids so they can go to Disneyland without them because the kids just slow them down. All the sisters also wear matching Disneyland tiaras when they go. It’s weird. I think Disneyland is…

That’s funny because I thought Mary Louise Parker was doing a Lauren Graham impression in RED and thought they should have just cast her instead.

Maybe we’ll even make the playoffs this year

Yeah yeah. Oscar Mayer even.

“Sea of Love” by Cat Power. It was the only song on both of our lists, and it was also very short, which we wanted.

A friend tagged me in some tweet where you were supposed to name a tv show that was so perfect you didn’t need to explain why, and a perverse part of me wanted to say Reign. The King of France goes on a sex murder spree after accidentally thrusting a woman out a window! What is more perfect than that?!

Also the years she was stuck in England between her marriages while her father and Henry VII fought over her dowry and refused to give her money.

Every time I read a biography of Elizabeth and get to the part where he cuts her dress off, I am like what the fuck... What the FUCK... WHAT THE FUCK?! It is so bizarre.

Have you watched Gavin and Stacey? There’s a character who is obsessed with Camilla and Charles (the greatest love story of our time) and HATES Diana (Don’t you even say her name to me!). It’s great.

I’ve never seen the movie, but I read the books to my kid, and when he was just almost 3 he told me, “We should kill the Cat in the Hat.”

Awhile back one of my friends told me he and his wife were like halfway through season 2 and he was sure Cassie was going to be the only one got screwed over, and I was just like, Oh... No spoilers, but it is going to break your heart!

At the beginning of my third trimester (second pregnancy), I said to my husband, “I’m sorry, but this is the part of pregnancy where I grunt every time I move.” And he said, “Baby, you’ve been doing that for weeks.”

They might let you join their club where they get high and do crafts?

They crowdfunded a movie. Not sure when it comes out.