“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

Nah put ‘em in the front row and piss on their heads.

I’m a white man. From my perspective, he was blocked from pursuing his career and being well-paid because of his political actions. That isn’t right. His actions weren’t disgraceful (IMHO), and, in fact, were the right way to bring attention to the issues that we all face.

As a result, he didn’t get paid. Hopefully, in…

I would think it’s reasonable to ask “why did you not fight more?” question ofsomeone who’s current claim to fame is as an advocate. Why would you bring up the color of his skin?

This settlement has nothing to do with fighting for social justice and everything to do with recouping money lost by the NFL colluding to keep Kaep and Reid out of the league.

However, this is almost certainly the response the NFL was hoping for. So, congratulations for that I guess.

I know it ain’t my fight, but I’m honestly a little disappointed by this. From an outside perspective it looks like Kaepernick decided to take some cash over fighting for his principles. I’m sure it’s likely much more nuanced than that, but with the NDA in place, he’ll never get the chance to explain his reasoning…

Your Quincy contractor, on the other hand, would have said “No Problem” and leave you with random pipes showing up three feet off the wall in the living rooms and guest rooms, etc.

When your house was plumbed in the late 1800s, pulling plumbing across 4 floors into weird spots, unless you really go a gut renovation, is basically not possible. You can’t just “add a bath”. This was explained to me very patiently by my Boston contractor. 

No one gave Mormons this state. In 1847 there was not one person of European descent living here. Jim Bridger (the famous mountainman) told them that he would not give a bucket of spit for the whole territory. They came here for exactly that reason. They just wanted to be left alone to live life according to the…

I miss TWoP!

He truly is the David Spade of the Millenial generation.

I’ve heard rumors going back to her early teen years about how awful her family life was and how it carried over into her adult relationships.  The rumors I’ve heard are that she enjoys things to be a bit rough and that she seeks out aggressors. 

I had not heard abusive things about Klitschko, but rather that she had familial discord and a bad relationship with whoever it was before Klitschko. That goes way back, though.

I wonder if Hayden Panettiere’s situation stems, at least in part, from the severe postpartum depression she suffered after the birth of her daughter. Mood disorders can put a strain on relationships, as well as bonding with a child. Hers went on for a protracted length of time. Maybe it brought more mental health…

Because it’s a fox news dipshit who thinks chorizo (Mexican) = bad, whereas Italian sausage = good.

I need to believe that JLo meant to write Te Amo Mucho and her autocorrect fucked it up without her noticing because I refuse to live in a world where Te Amo Macho is a thing people say with full intent.

Let’s not confuse and cheapen the issue by making it about race.

At the bar I was at, no one wanted to watch the halftime show. So I pulled up Prince’s halftime show from 2008 and Chromecasted it onto all of the screens. The bar was a lot happier and this may be my superhero moment of 2019.

Here’s what I don’t get. Maroon 5's music is about as edgy and challenging as a Fluffernutter sandwich with glass of 1% milk. And yet, this Levine wanker acts like he’s Mike Ness or Henry Rollins or something. Dangerous Mr. Tough guy hitting you with one feather after another. Pat Boone has harder music than this…

Correction. Janet Jackson never exposed her nipple. She had a pastie on.