I’m somehow both shocked and not at all surprised. He was clearly unwell. It’s probably crass to speculate how his life ended, but his erratic behavior over the past year make suicide or drug overdose (or some other drug/alcohol related death) seem like the most likely possibilities.

That’s the thing about all these conversations about whether or not we should accept back these fuckers after some nebulous period of “time out” from public life - it presupposes that there’s no one else with sufficiently good (or better!) talent that we could direct our attention to. It all focuses on the tragic loss…

Well, that Chapelle show skit seems to make fun at people who are staunch defenders of the artists they like, that they demand evidence to be so irrefutable that it borders on the absurd, as fanatics are not objective. This was at a time when people didn’t talk about “problematic faves” and people were willing to…

Pretty much any aspiring model/actress/random on the street would have accepted this job. I’m not going to shit on her.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

The title on that second one made me cringe at first but I think it’s just him taking it to the absurd to exhibit that we should be treating black teenagers as children as well.

Lentils. I’m not sure if anything else qualifies but that’s a LOT of fiber.

Legumes. 

Just eat the sandwich after!

“Gone splat?” He might have been able to pull off the 3rd person, but not with “gone splat.”

I burned it from my phone but I once received an exercise in amateur literotica from my brother that was meant for his girlfriend. I texted back "Please, sir, there's been a mistake " and then died inside. 

To be fair, though, it sounds like Konner is actually even worse, based on the context. Not that that sort of incrementalism matters, when you’re already down a pit toilet.

Did she run all the way home?

No. The whole thing about a Tesla is that it should be as free from range anxiety as possible thanks to its supercharger network. People pay to access that network, you don’t, no matter how short amount of time you park there. It’s not your spot. In fact, in some states, I believe the law supports my line of reasoning.

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

I wish George Carlin was still alive. I could actually kind of see him saying that one line - “you’re not interesting. You didn’t get shot.” - and spinning it into some good commentary about the media or human nature rather than that unfunny, cringey hack job Louis CK gave us.  Carlin was the master of shocking you…

You’re technically supposed to keep the tree up through Jan 6, so that it’s up for the full 12 days of Christmas.

I think somewhere along the way, it has gotten lost that December 25 is the first day of Christmas, not the last.

Though what do I know..? I’m a half Jewish atheist who eats mince pies year round.

Maloney is not the first radical republican to try and get rid of Andrew Johnson.

Is she Satan? I mean what other explanation can you give me to believe that this level of depravity is capable by a human that isn’t currently on trial for being a serial killer.

See, that’s why I find it hard to even laugh and joke about this administration. Elections have consequences. I have children and I'm a fierce advocate of my children when it comes to them being disciplined at school. There's some foul teachers & schools out there. I speak from experience as a former student and a…