Some of us don’t have kids, and tbh, Macy’s lobby isn’t good enough for me. One year, my theme was Edward Hopper Chinese Restaurant Christmas.

The strategically placed ass (not too obvious but but not in the background either) + acting like they’re decorating the tree when in reality a florist probably did it = YES!

That JLo “tree” pic is all about the booty, and we know it, JLo. WE ALL KNOW IT.

Can confirm. I tried to file for foodstamps in NY several times and each time I went through the system they were actively trying to push me out. One guy actually joked loudly about how he was gonna leave early *again* while the waiting room was filled with applicants he was supposed to see. Two ladies raised a fuss…

I’m so fucking tired of this fucking country. Monsters are given all the power,small minded ego-tripping fools are armed and the majority of normal just trying to get through the day people are treated like dirt. When are we gonna rise up and stand together against the travesty that has become of OUR country?

A gunman went into a school and shot 20 elementary-school kids and America did nothing, so I’m pretty sure the country would barely flinch at a cop killing an actual baby.

does a 12 year old count as a baby? because cops killed Tamir Rice and he was only 12. and the cops got away with it.

Held at Riker’s without bail for sitting on the floor.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

KFC and cologne : (

I think it’s funny how all these young Jezebel writers assume without even reflecting on it, that everyone who reads this site is in their 20s. It makes me nostalgic of when I was young and thought I was the “wokest” person on the planet, when in reality I was the most self-absorbed.

Ezra Miller is not as hot, or as interesting, as he thinks he is. LOL. 

I can understand her frustration if she were on one of the first seasons, but cycle 21? Had she not noticed almost none of the winners translated their tenure into a modelling career?

He wss probably thinking about how much more his wife earns than he does nowadays.

I don’t think she’s getting a ton of options as far as roles. Which is a shame, because I think she’s great, but “mom” isn’t a top-shelf acting role (unfortunately) (unless it’s one J Law is playing, then it’s probably a coveted role). 

Yes. Her general point distracts from the problem and frames it instead as some sort of competition among minority women instead of a fight against white patriarchy.
But I also want to call out one of those tweets embedded for its logical fallacy because there are enough legitimate points to bring up in this…

My brush with the richie riches is that my son (newly arrived after a 6-year stay in Australia...coming from summer there with only a backpack) got invited by his girlfriend’s contacts to a Very Exclusive Club in NYC for Thanksgiving dinner, not far from Trump Tower. Needless to say, he didn’t have a coat or tie, but…

I buy pretty inexpensive suits, shirts and ties. They look fine for a bit but they don’t last because they are cheap. That’s why they are cheap, not because of what they look like.

The circular firing squad continues.

Reason #9,038,059,734 why I never joined Facebook.