susandeyvyjones
Susan Deyvy Jones
susandeyvyjones

I'm so ok glad we're past the poor Melania married to a narcissist. She is horrible and always had been

I wonder how bad her pre-nup deal is, cause I cannot imagine why she’s stuck around

I want the RL Stine interpretation where everyone ends up stuffed in their lockers.

Melania seems all-around horrid, though no person with a shred of dignity, decency, and kindness would throw their lot in with Trump.  I wonder how she treats her staff. I'm going to go with "disdainfully".

DETAILS OBSCURED FOR REASONS!

So twenty years ago, my cousin announces she’s getting married. Ok, cool. She’s having her bridal shower in a German social club somewhere in the mid west two days before the wedding. Ok, cool. I’m her maid of honor, but the groom’s mother has planned this, and I’m a broke college student,

My own unasked-for bridal shower was so awkward (and also maybe the only one I’ve ever been to?) It was thrown by my work friends, who were acquaintances by my standards, but this was in Texas y’all and they were trying to be kind to this newly-engaged Yankee. It was dubbed a ‘lingerie shower’, which to this day is

My post to NWH was that it’s unfair to call people “basic” because they like something. How is that “piling on”?

Well aren’t you a fun, “cool girland not at all weirdly judgmental about a common event that plenty of women who are getting married have.

The bridesmaid who planned the party didn’t know the difference between a shower and bachelorette party. I guess she thought it was weird that the bride had requested she invite so many older family members and work friends, but she must have never questioned it. I generally find penis toy and stripper bachelorette

All of them? Even my own? Bridal showers are weird, where else do we expect grown women to unwrap common household items so other grown women can ooh and aah over shit they all have at home?

Why? These sorts of legal documents are, and should be, presumptively part of the public record. A minor inconvenience to a single person, based on nebulous concerns about publicity, is not a valid reason to seal this type of document.

They should report on it.  People don’t get to “consent” to court documents entered into a case as part of a trial. 

I think menopause gets a really bad rap and needs a bit of rebranding.

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

I’d agree with you if she had something other than conventionally attractive boobs with tiny areola. That’s a fashion go-to at this point. Get a chick like me with some naturally large & saggy boobs with HUGE areola, and then we can talk subversive.

After dating a bunch of broke, nice but not hot dudes, I am willing to step up, take one for the team, and date Brad Pitt.

I’m still amazed that this dude thinks $20k + credit card pay off is enough to get a pretty successful, probably fairly well-off woman to commit federal crimes with potential jail sentences. She’s supposed to perjure herself so she can, what? Buy a new mid-range sedan? GTFO

I love me some Meghan. I can’t help myself. She’s elegant, full to the brim with decency and good will – and she’s got charisma up the wazoo. Topping it all off is that sexy-in-love glow.

Am I the only person who - after thirty years - still calls them both Dylan McDermott Molroney? They both hit at the same time and are virtually interchangeable (you just know that every casting director in Hollywood says, get me either Dylan McDermott or Dermot Mulroney, whichever one’s available.”) And, of course,

Yeah, I star in crappy rom-coms all the time! (In my head, while I sleep, with the strangest co-stars sometimes...)