Can’t they just make her the cohost of Last Call with Carson Daly?

There is no way for the phone to differentiate between a hacker and a law enforcement personnel.

she’ll get a VP invite but she won’t lead a ticket. If Trump steps out of 2020 she’ll just be another clown at a podium during the debates ... one of 11 or 13 or 17 (how the fuck many did they start with in 2016?). They truly have a deep bench of dipshit bigots thinking they’re the anointed one.

“I do want everyone to feel comfortable; that’s why I’d like to talk to you about Jesus.”

He jokes that he’s Catholic, but his wife is a “Shiite Catholic.” It’s pretty funny when he does the bit.

No we won’t. I mean, we will for like a second, but that’s not gonna go anywhere. White republican baby-boomer aged men are not gonna put a brown woman at the top of their ticket. Not in 2024. In 2124, maybe.

It’s a dinner that raises money for Catholic charities, and Gaffigan has said that he (or at least his wife) is Catholic, so that’s my guess.

Have she and that horrible Banks woman fought yet? They should have a to-the-death cage match.

The person they need to hire has been speaking out against them since at least 1998: Dominique Moceanu. She has practical solutions and a take no shit attitude. She and her husband (who is a retired gymnast turned doctor) have been developing non-abusive training protocols and advocating gymnastics coaches are held to…

What about “our” rights of expression?

he is Not Hot.

Thank you for finally speaking against Tatum, your stand has inspired in me the courage to say that he has a block head.

All I want once the Thanos saga wraps up is this. We all know Cap will die (Duh). But I would love it if somehow he was thrown back in time/an alternate reality and finally got to have that dance with Peggy Carter. Have him die a hero, and then get a hero's reward. 

I’ll repeat myself. The flag doesn’t belong to people who served any more than it belongs to the people who protest. There’s no “right” way to protest that will not be offensive or insulting to the people who have a vested interest in denying the importance of the thing being protested. The fact that so many people…

So, I get that you have strong views having been in the military but...

“Act militant”? Huh?  Your words. Look up Tommie Smith and John Carlos and while you’re at it Rosa Parks. Nothing’s changed. This shit still goes on.

Hi. I’m a veteran. There was a war on and everything. I’m here to ask you to please shut the fuck up.

Incorrect; the flag is a symbol of the country, not the military, and the people offended by the kneeling are offended specifically because the protest is made against the police.

You don’t speak for all veterans. Veterans do not get to decide what the flag/anthem mean to the citizens of this country.

This guy pisses his pants every time someone pretends to mistake him for Brian Adams so the fact that he is the sort of turd to lash out an ex for whatever reason. Jealousy makes you look baaaaad