It’s going to be much smaller, less state-y than William and Kate’s wedding, so it seems incredibly likely that they will not invite the Trumps. And since I personally believe that Michelle and Harry regularly text and that she gives him dating advice, I really hope they invite the Obamas.

Turkey is necessary for the gravy, though, which is the best part of Thanksgiving.

This. It can be tricky, but once you master it, roasted turkey is heaven and makes for the BEST gravy, which is the whole point of Thanksgiving.

Benicio Del Toro has the exact same face as Brad Pitt

My MIL gave me a casserole dish with a lid and my name etched all over it for Christmas a few years ago. She said it was my potluck pan, and it would have been a really great gift except she’s hella passive aggressive and put my husband’s last name, which I did not take, all over it instead of my actual name.

I know one LulaRoe sales person who wears her own stock and keeps the tags on so she can still sell it, so maybe it has been worn!

Since everyone is recommending Debra Winger movies, I’m going to tell you to watch Forget Paris. It’s one of my favorite rom coms. She and Billy Crystal have a meet cute and fall in love in Paris, then have to figure out how to actually live with each other. It’s great.

I really like his cookbook, but on TV he always seemed a little bit slick and slimy to me. I’m sorry to learn that I was right.

Also, does she own a fuckton of shares in Playboy? No? So why does she care?

I have a 5yo son, and I am already talking to him about consent. Not hardcore at this age, but “Everyone is in charge of their own body.” I would feel so awful if my son grew up to be a rapist. And I get loving and wanting to defend your kid even when they have fucked up, but sweet Lord, you don’t do that by saying,…

Oh my god, she was Jessica! I totally never realized that! Now I have to love her. I miss Passions.

This also isn’t the first time there have been pictures of him with another woman, and they didn’t break up then, which makes me believe the open marriage thing.

His neck tattoo made him look like a penis. I hate Jeffrey forever.

He wouldn’t have any money if he did that.

Plus, rumor is she and Andrew plan to remarry as soon as Prince Philip dies and she’s been showing up at events with her daughters and doing interviews, so it seems like she wants back in on the princess game.

I use a mask like that because it makes my face look great, but I only do it in the privacy of my own home, and still the first time my husband saw it, he was half asleep and said, “Are you wearing blackface?!”

I have the Uniqlo stretch down coat. It is quite warm and not hideous but not really great-looking either. But if you are secretly pregnant and anticipate an ever-growing belly this winter, I would go with that one. A lot cheaper than other maternity coats.

I like to think that he and Michelle Obama constantly text each other.

She drove the Saudis when they visited her. She is a badass. Also, Harry is totally her favorite.

I think the Royal Family had the idea that Williams and Kate could take it easy for a few years while their kids are young since they’re going to be in the grind for so long after, but since people got REALLY pissy about their lack of work, they have shifted and are doing more now.