Except for Charles. He really wants to be king. And I kind of say let him because he’s going to kick Andrew and his daughters off the payroll.

So, I used to have a thing for Ian Somerhalder because he is so pretty, but then I saw him at a Vampire Diaries Comic-Con panel. No one else in the cast would sit next to him, and he made a really disgusting joke about how much pussy he was going to get that weekend. It killed my ladyboner dead. He is gross gross…

I assumed that was going to be the article about women at the Daily Show that bitchily described Munn as “famous for putting things in her mouth.” Jezebel was majorly anti-Munn back then.

I didn’t know this show was coming, but I am so excited about it now. Her hospitality book is both hilarious and full of good advice and recipes.

My Sister in law is actually pretty well adjusted except believing she is wholly responsible for her mother’s happiness. I have no idea how long her husband is going to put up with it. He really loves SIL, but my mother-in-law is crazy and passive aggressive and awful. And it’s not like she’s old or sick or anything.…

Ha! I have told my mom she isn’t allowed to die before my dad. She may be able to deal with his learned helplessness constant need for attention, but no way in hell am I taking that on.

As a 30-something white girlfriend, I sort of want to take umbrage, but... accurate. I love this show.

That’s when you just move in with them! -Signed, my mother-in-law, who made my sister-in-law her surrogate spouse

How is her experience hurtful to them?

This. The backlash is predictable, but idiotic. This is why I am sick of constant internet outrage. We can’t even discuss our personal feelings about our own experiences anymore? Fuck that noise.

I read The Blind Assassin in high school and it was maybe the first book I ever read where the ending truly shocked me/threw me for a loop, but I loved it.

Every time this movie is on TV, Andy comes onscreen with that dress and that hair and Emily says, You look so chic! And I yell, She looks fucking terrible! It’s the worst look in the whole movie.

I did not know that Rhea Perlman story and it makes me feel weird because I always had kind of a thing for him when I was growing up, which... also makes me feel weird.

I think the cheater is always worse, and I feel bad for her that she went through this, but also, don’t publish an essay dragging the father of your children.

Also, don’t do it when you’re 8 months pregnant and have a giant belly blocking your view of your ladybits. Seriously. It’s a really bad idea.

At my California high school we had two Spanish teachers. Ms. De la Rosa taught Castilian, Ms. Walker taught Mexican Spanish. (My high school was 87% hispanic btw.) I had Walker, but De la Rosa covered our class one day and was horrified that we didn’t know the conjugations for ‘vosotros.’ On the other hand, we were…

It’s really amazing how so many white people see Dr. King as essentially conservative. It’s like because he practiced nonviolence they think he was meek somehow. Awhile back a white lady told me she thought MLK would disapprove of protests that shut down roads. She was very offended when I told her that if she’d been…

Yes. This one is quite good.

It’s pretty boring, the lead character is a dipshit, the best character just gets shit on all the time, almost no one is likable (and I actually like Don Draper, so it’s not really a high bar there for me), et cetera. Also, one of the female leads is constantly kneading bread only the actress clearly has no idea how…

I was all about Rufus Sewell but then Albert sexily cuts his own shirt with a knife twice in one episode and now I’m cool with him too.