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Susan Deyvy Jones
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I love a British period drama and I hate Poldark. HATE it. Gave it a full season. It’s terrible.

Joe Wright said he really wanted to emphasize the class conflict aspect of the book when he made the Knightley adaptation. I really love it for a lot of reasons, and that is a big one. I like it much better than the Firth/Ehle version, in part due to the casting, although Crispin Bonham-Carter was a WONDERFUL Bingley.

Well, now I wanna fuck the dude in the gif

Tribes set their own rules for membership, but many require a minimum blood-quantum level, which I was going to type out a whole explainer about, but just read this:

I have a theory that Jen was the one who leaked Blake Lively’s nudes a few years ago. Most of them were taken while she was filming The Town, and there were rumors that Blake and Ben hooked up, so I’ve always thought Jen found them on Ben’s phone and gave them to somebody.

I read once that Molly Ringwald begged not to have the character wear it.

LOL, in 2002 my best friend bought an inexpensive and lovely knockoff of the Rose dress at Contempo Casual, then last minute decided to get a much more expensive version with a poofy ass skirt. Bad decision.

I think the problem is that the article blurs the line between onscreen depictions of interracial relationships and real life interracial relationships. The fact that the constant pairing of Asian men with white women onscreen further erases women of color from our popular culture is shitty. That’s for sure. No

A dude once told me Rooney Mara in Girl with a blah blah blah was his feminine ideal. When I was like, it’s kind of fucked up that you’re into anorexic girls, he tried to protest and I literally yelled, READ THE VOGUE ARTICLE! SHE WASN’T EATING!

Except I don’t like frosting and the crust is the best part of a pie. So your little diagram is the opposite of the truth.

Last night I made a cake to give to another family as a thank you, and when my five year old woke up this morning and found out, he cried. So we made one of those chocolate cake in a mug things and now he is very happy. Conversely, on Thanksgiving he was offered pecan pie and ice cream, and he chose to eat an apple.

You should be grossed out by that. I have two kids — a baby and a five year old — and sometimes at like McDonald’s I’m sort of tempted to change the baby on a table in the play place because then I don’t have to choose between dragging my five year old to the bathroom with me or leave him unattended to practice his

When Blue Ivy was born I was 31 weeks pregnant with what I thought was a girl (turned out to be a boy), and the name was first reported as Ivy Blue instead of Blue Ivy. My planned girl name was Magnolia Blue, and I was like, dammit! Everyone is going to think I copied Beyonce with the plant name and middle name Blue!

At least it wasn’t Major Major Major Major

When my husband was a little boy he had a dog named Sir, which I find adorable. Not so sure about the name for a human child, but my kids have weird-ass names too, so I can’t judge I guess.

For tribes with a blood quantum requirement, it kind of does...

I have loved Donal Logue since Grounded for Life, and this breaks my heart. I hope Jade is ok and comes home soon.

I love it for a million reasons, but one is that I lived in LA from birth to 32, and this is the first show I’ve ever seen that is about how most people in LA actually live.

I did like Girls, and I don’t think Insecure is like Girls.

I also enjoyed Beautiful Creatures! (Also, notably cranky film critic David Edelstein gave it a positive review, which I find hilarious for some reason.)