This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

When I go between the legs with my jack sock, I always manage to stroke a winner.

I speak Spanish, but I don’t understand why networks put Latin announcers who cannot fluently speak English on an English broadcast.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

you speak arabic? suspicious

+1 East India Company.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Ain’t nobody wants to see that. Even rule 34 has its limits.

Just arrest people with tattoos. You’d be right 95% of the time. Don’t say I’m wrong.

While going down the dodgeball rabbithole I found this video of Japanese kids playing a version of dodgeball and it’s incredible:

Lol, Black people have been saying “woke” for years now, and some latecomer is saying it isn’t going to “happen” now that those outside of the culture have started saying it to death. Lol, typical.

It happened. Without you.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

there is a big offer from China

Badgers fans wave these in support of this guy:

Anecdotal evidence is meaningless. The last survey I saw had Trumps approval among active military very high.

Take it easy pal.

Methinks the writer working for a site that regularly spams us with tacky garbage shared from Deals protests too much.

Can’t

Yeah but what’s the governor’s front-squat max?