Actually let’s debate that. Don’t you think that a zoo, (a place that attracts children as part of their business), should be required to build enclosures that make it impossible for toddlers to fall into them? At least for the enclosures that hold wild man killing animals? Really, lets debate this.

That’s too bad. Maybe next time they might try killing fewer gorillas, see how that goes.

It will be “Rosebud.”

I like how this whole article on barely gives passing notice to the 7-1 drubbing Brazil took from Germany in 2014, the team they will be playing for the gold. Germany is mentioned, 2014 mentioned, but no connection is made...weird.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Haters gonna hate, but I respect any Olympic athlete. Except those horse riding fuckers.

That Benoit story... just... geez.

Which makes me wonder why they spend 90% of the memo talking about closing or tapping the hydrants illegally.

So what they are saying is that if you can fill it up without using a hydrant... game on.

I can’t wait for NBC’s coverage of this, “Spirited celebrations have broken out throughout Rio, as Brazilians are overcome with joy at hosting the Olympics.”

I can’t tell... he filed the suit n Florida court? He’s suing the NA division so I assume no matter what it’s at least a US court.

That is an excellent Hawk Harrelson burn.

I believe ambient sound is on option on MLB.TV. It’s the only way to watch White Sox road games. But there’s some weird filter on this that makes it sound like the chorus of the damned.

i have never tried it, but on MLB.TV you have options for home/away tv/radio calls and “stadium noise” I think the latter is just the field mics

I didn’t know about Beijing but as for the other two, I think you could classify those incidents as terrorism directly targeting the Olympics. In Rio it just seems that the Olympics were so poorly prepared that people will die

Wait what is this audio? How do I get it for every game? And how do I get it out of my nightmares?

This is completely hilarious and will remain as such until someone inevitably dies

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

It's a photograph I took... I tried to make it look like an illustration (like a court sketch) but maybe I missed the mark haha.