I can’t wait...

Can we fucking not.

Holding the headphones up to her ear so she doesn’t muss her hair is especially infuriating to me for some reason. “I’ll pretend to be an important White House official, but not if it inconveniences me in even the most trivial ways. This hairstyle is too expensive for some grody headphones!”

Pence was confused because he thinks that Europeans buy into that master race bullshit like most Trump supporters.

Anything that throws off dog shit like that is great. Let the Trumps eat shit for everything they’ve put THE WORLD through.

We are the bad guys.

Get a load of Daughter Dingus sitting there like she’s some sort of V.I.P. She’s as out of place as a flea-ridden dog at an elegant dinner party or a loud fart in church. As far as Pence goes, that ass-clown is Waddlin’ Don’s #2 which sums him up quite nicely. If you don’t want to stink, don’t roll around in shit.

Is it too much to hope that Ivanka gets indicted? Is it too greedy? Should we just be happy with Eric and Jr.? 

Not allowing them entry at all would have been what they deserve.

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.

I didn’t learn until like decades later than she did it because she was routinely abused.  All I knew at the time was the “crazy bitch” narrative that she randomly cut of her husband’s penis.  Goes to show what the media cared about.

Fuck this guy. His insipid vanilla music should should be adequate to discredit this notion of “great art from tortured men”

22! I forgot (never realized?) how young she was. I’m also not sure if I ever knew she was an immigrant, and how that was weaponized against her - so much vulnerability. My heart aches for her.

Of course they went to Nello. Was Tavern on the Green fully booked?

I was still in elementary school when this happened, so the only memories I have of it from the time are those of the jokes and punchlines, of a woman so crazy to have done something like this. And that’s all I really understood of it well into my adulthood.

When I was little, my grandma had a stash of dolls and cheap costume jewelry from 40s-60s the in the front room for my sister and me to play with when we were over at her house, so she could chat (drink) with my dad in peace. One of Grandma’s rings looked EXACTLY like Perry’s.

I like when people go outside the box with their engagement ring but omg I really hate that one. 

a product that says, “I like to waste money and poop my pants.”

Laxatives. It’s always laxatives.

Methy bears.