After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

The fact they were bound together, facing each other, is significant to me. I can’t recall any suicide pacts I’ve heard of that involved watching each other drown.

with their waists and ankles bound together with duct tape.

Occam’s Toothbrush here. Razor has the day off.

This is textbook justification.

As an avid reader myself:

Looking at that Cruz twitter post, I saw this and it was very unsettling.

Peri Gilpin, Jane Leeves, David Hyde Pierce and the late John Mahoney have been like family for years (Gilpin and Leeves are godmothers to each other’s kids, Pierce and Mahoney are/were godfathers to one of Leeves’ kids, Leeves and Gilpin and their respective husbands are next door neighbors, etc.) Notably missing…

After all these years, Kelsey’s still that bitter about being upstaged by that dog, eh?

As a lawyer, I’ve gotta say that “insufficient evidence to support a filing in addition to the allegations being outside the statute of limitations” is a pretty sound basis for that reasoning.

More family betrayal! Emily West is warning her fellow Missourians not to vote for her racist father, 64-year-old Steve West. “He’s made multiple comments that are racist and homophobic and how he doesn’t like the Jews,” she said. “I can’t imagine him being in any level of government.”

I had to reread the date on that tweet twice. 

I’m glad that if there is some sort of underhanded dealings going on, it’s being masterminded by super-geniuses such as the likes of these:

Gimme the rock water.

Not my pet. But I saw this little one running around my office building yesterday. We named him Larry the Lizard.

I voted for Beto today, and made my boyfriend go too. Feels like one good thing in all the bad today. 

You can tell the guy’s a monster because he has a US Soccer sticker on his window.

Of course it is Florida, of course.