I’m fairly certain that anyone who ever read anything by Steinbeck could have guessed this.  

Is any “20th Century Male Literary Figure Was a Psycho Ahole” headline supposed to be surprising?

He could probably say it in Russian really good though.

This is some covfefe.

My friend told me about these ten years ago and I thought she had lost her mind. How hard is it to make your kid a sandwich every day for lunch? I found out when my son went to Kindergarten and I went back to work full time. I didn’t buy Uncrustables, but I did rely on those mini packs of Goldfish that I had…

I shop at Whole Foods.
I buy organic everything.
I buy in bulk.

Do you only shop at Whole Foods, Rebecca?

Counterpoint: Uncrustables are fine.

HAPPY LABOR DAY EVERYONE!

Yeah I was gonna say, at this point it’s basically weird NOT to have a side hustle, even among people with full time jobs.

I am temping at the moment. A couple of the people in my agency who I frequently end up on the same jobs with are actors. And not really young ‘just left drama school’ actors, people who have been working in and out of the biz (plays, TV, short films etc.) for decades.

Absolutely. Plus, I’m sure his royalties dried up when the reruns stopped airing (and rightfully so; I’m just saying).

This is peak FOX bullshit.

First off, work is work, and the people who do an honest job should be treated with dignity and respect, on the clock and off.

“It’s my great joy and privilege to be a Jewish woman.”

You are quite right, we just wish we were good enough for Keanu.

There were so many points reading this article where I just had to go back to the beginning of the paragraph as I was certain I was missing something crucial. And this isn’t a criticism on the article, just the utterly baffling sequence of events.

I don’t think this woman realizes that all this “wonderful” behavior she is praising Larry Nassar for is exactly the same behavior that every sexual predator uses to groom their victims.