Seriously.  He just wants to write his name on something.  Like a child peeing in the snow. 

And even if Space Force, in spite of its idiotic origins, goes on to do good and worthy things, I will never not roll my eyes when I see those two words together.

Yup. “Space Force” is just chum for the rallies. The Daily Show sent someone to cover one of Trump’s rallies and ask them about Space Force. One of the attendees with a slightly better grasp on reality than the average Trumpist pretty much admitted that no one has any idea what a Space Force would entail or if it is…

Instead, they are launching the United States Space Command, which will develop space war-fighting tactics, train an elite group of service members in space warfare, and create a new, joint agency to buy satellites and other technologies

Basically, Fox and Friends tell him stuff, he says it at rallies, and if they cheer, he throws a fit trying to get whatever it is. I’m sure if F&F had said “We need an underground force driving around in those giant drills from that movie with Hillary Swank” he’d be demanding that too.

“Trump has never explained at length why he favors creation of a space force as an additional military service, but the concept often draws loud cheers at rallies” Naturally! I don’t watch political coverage specifically, but I see it on Colbert and Fallon often. I can’t believe people actually think he says anything…

They think it’s bad because they all know deep down that they’re losers. These are nobodies, people who have nothing going for them and no reason to hold their head up high and be proud of themselves. They know full well that without the unearned advantages of white privilege, they would be the ones at the bottom of…

A brief history of Americans (and proto-Americans) bemoaning new waves of immigrants besmirching the demographics of the United States:

Ah yes, the good Old America where they rounded up non-Aryans into camps to keep the country pure, like God intended

Speaking as a white person, I fuckin’ hate how white people are such sniveling crybabies. I’ve never understood how assholes like this think diversity is bad.

Can you imagine how fucking miserable this woman is? It must be hard to live in a country where there are not only poor people but ALSO black people and even IMMIGRANTS! She probably expends all of her energy before 8am just mustering up the strength to get out of bed. 

Ashley, can we agree that there is only one correct Laura Ingraham graphic to accompany these posts? I refer to this...

“Celebs are awkwardly trying to use their Instagram profiles to convince Ivanka Trump to do something about the child separation crisis at the border. Ivanka almost certainly won’t do shit”

**orchestral swell, Mormon Tabernacle Choir raises their voices in unison**

First thing I thought was period, second was communism!

That was my first thought. Aww... did Trump finally get his period?

First of all, everyone pees in the shower.

Tan and Antoni recently came into the restaurant where I work an it was really gross because they are EVEN NICER in real life than they are on the show.

The only surprise is that it took so long. I expect full ranges of products from cookbooks, kitchenware and china, to groomingproducts, to furniture/housepaint/ linens, to clothing to men’s cosmetics. And wines and beers. Why not?