#NeverForget

thats lord disick, hannah.

““I was actually down in Atlantic City last weekend and a lady came up to me—I was playing at the casino at Hard Rock and she came up and said, ‘Are you Scott or Paul?’ I go, ‘I’m Paul.’”

It is amazingly meta that somebody is making money by doing nothing but just looking like somebody who also makes money by doing nothing! WHOA!!!

Some other choice quotes from the video (which is honestly worth watching in its entirety). Apologies in advance for any typos:

He took media training from the same person who taught Ivanka.

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

Here you go - sort of funny

Nicholas Cage’s performance in Peggy Sue ruined a big chunk of the movie, but there’s that one scene where Peggy Sue, having gone back in time, picks up the phone at her parents’ house and hears the voice of her long-dead grandmother...

Rage, baby!

Listen, I made it work, honey.

What do you mean?

I cannot even describe how devastating this can be. I’m an immigration attorney and I can think of 10 clients off the top of my head that this will directly impact.

But... But... THE INTERIOR IS NOT THE BRADY BUNCH SET!!! The house doesn’t need to be “restored to its 70s glory” because all its 70s glory was in its curb appeal. The house exterior doesn’t remotely match the set. So, SO dumb.

Shetland ponies are assholes. Down at the yard where I keep my horse there are two. While the big horses are generally laid back, the Shetlands are permenantly in punk-rock mode.

lol she’s lucky it was just a pony. Could, ve been Trump. 

eh, sometimes it’s just about the odd/awkard feeling... like when you’re all just watching a movie and they start getting cuddly on the couch. Makes you feel like a voyeur.

And deep conversations where you’re sharing personal stuff your friend you’ve had for years knows about, maybe you don’t want to be sharing that…

Similarly, something else that gets on my nerves is when a friend and I plan to meet for lunch or something, and then he’ll invite one or two of HIS friends to come. Yeah, he’ll ask me if it’s ok, but I feel like a dick if I say no. From there, I’m kinda third- or fourth-wheeled. Really annoying..

I’ve been third-wheeled by my friends. Let me tell you, it sucks. My tightest friend group can go down some serious deep holes conversation-wise. Worse still? Being third-wheeled, or fifth-wheeled and basically exiled from common spaces in your own home.