I love how the ferocious mountain lion tucks its paws in when sleeping just like my 13lb ball of fluff. My head wants to explode from the cuteness. Also, when there is an awesome couch to be napped on, you nap on it. 

Cats are extremely telepathic.

DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER.

My guess is he wants off the registry so he can change his name and live in anonymity.

That’s what I want to see from these rapists/sexual assault scumbags.... an attempt to be a better human being, I know they think their life is over (and it probably should be) but while you’re living it try to better yourself, your name may be ruined but you can prevent others from being assaulted and raped by…

If you watch the video of his release where he purposely slams the door open to waiting reporters (something you don’t see much in U.S. coverage where they talk over the sound, so it largely went unnoticed) you can see he learned nothing in jail and expresses not one iota of remorse. Just in that one action, you can…

Can’t put him in jail. He’s already served his time. He’s now just trying to get off the sex-offender list, cause it has a certain stigma he finds displeasing.

This is a BRILLIANT argument and I’d like to use it, because I’ve needed something to argue that point with for a while now.  My assault was like Emily Doe’s - it wasn’t PIV penetration, it was oral and digital penetration.  I’ve actually had people tell me that it “isn’t the same as real rape” and “at least it wasn’t…

Back when this happened I ended up in ONE OF THE MOST AWKWARD AND GROSS CONVERSATIONS EVER with someone who was cautiously taking the stance that fingering “isn’t as bad as real rape”, by which of course they meant penis-in-vagina/anus. We slowly parsed this out, and I eventually got them to acknowledge that if a…

I hope it produces one of those opinions that is dripping with contempt, but yet professional and legally correct.

“Your Honor, while my client is alleged to have penetrated and placed debris in an unconscious woman, in his defense, it’s not like his dick was in her. So it doesn’t count as real rape. “

He should be thankful he got away with such a pathetically light sentence and work on becoming a better man, not trying to weasel out of the single real consequence for his actions.

I bet if we shoved a finger into either of these douchebags against their will, they would consider it rape. 

I went to law school, and I’ve heard some absolutely absurd arguments in my time, but holy crap on a cracker, this takes the cake.

No, Brock and/or Brock’s Lawyer. It’s been established that digital penetration occurred, and with enough force the victim got penetrative injuries and pine needles and “debris” ended up inside her. That’s rape. I’m sorry (hahaha not really) if you feel that fingering shouldn’t really count as real rape and your…

From Jason Isbell:

I really thought that was some teenager before I read the caption. What’s amazing is that she looks totally normal — not “worked on” or anything. Not “good for her age” either. I mean, a teenager would feel great if she looked that good.

of all the pictures i’ve ever seen of jennifer lawrence, this is, by far, the most recent.

The top is lovely, but the jeans are too mumsy and the shoes are uglier than homemade soup.

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK