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“It never fails to amaze me how Ivanka Trump comports herself like she’s the spunky princess of some beloved royal family.” wrote someone astutely on Twitter whose name I wish I could remember, during the Winter Olympics, accompanied by a picture of Ivanka wearing a gold medal for some reason with a big toothy fake lau

Isn’t he supposed to be running the Trump Foundation, or is that the off brand sparkle vampire one?

Nobody is calling him Jimmy Saville, that man was a literal rapist and the devil incarnate. But it’s not great, and it’s worse because he’s Paul Walker. When it’s some middling dude with no prospects who winds up with a 16 year old because they’re impressionable and fall or an older man then while it is creepy and

You’d need to record what he says so you can spend some hours afterwards trying to unscramble the incoherent ramblings just so you know what he wants you to do.

Please allow me to cheer you up more!

That scar’s a warning that she’s the baddest kitty on the block, man.

Women be crazy, right? Men are never the crazy ones. They may be mentally and physically abusive, but we don’t call ‘em crazy.

I’ve been saying this about 45 for a couple of years now, that I believe he’s in cognitive decline. People keep coming back at me with “Nah, I think he’s just an asshole,” and I’m like, “Right, he’s BEEN an asshole. He’s famous because he did a lot of assholish things publicly. I believe that IN ADDITION to being an

The Seth Meyers joke is pretty good, though, right?

I loathe Kushner, but I am also kind of getting an “ew, she picked that wimpy Jewboy” vibe from from this- both the quote and the coverage. So I’m not feeling great about it.

TBH I don’t see what the difference would have been, other than a better body and some Super Bowl rings.

Except that for men like Moonves, there is no such thing as an acceptable advance when the woman is a subordinate and they have direct control over their career.

It’s pronounced, “shtesh.”

It can also help with depression and brain function.  The headline of this article is very misleading.  

Okay, I used to work in guidelines. Let me give a little context.

She’s notorious for diva behavior, and quite a few of her celebrity peers have gone on the record about her being rude, arrogant, and hard to work with. According to multiple sources, she won’t speak to service workers EVER. Even if they’re asking her a direct question to her face, she’ll communicate her answer via

Right? Off color or totally black humor jokes in awful taste from the stupider times of 2008 are one thing, which I’d be more inclined to dismiss as past isolated misdeeds.

I’m very disturbed by his multiple, specific tweets about raping little boys.

When the lights went out, he crossed his arms tight like he always does when he’s uncomfortable.

I work in communications and am kind of jealous of the people working on this comms team. I’d love to be able to sit in a meeting and earnestly suggest something as godawful stupid as “Remember when you said that thing that you’ve now repeated multiple times but it made people upset? Why don’t we just go out there and