“he figured she was an easy mark because she was some random unknown that he, NPH could snark on”

THIS — this is the dicky part. he’s famous
but not like *mega* - like the rock or a kardashian kind of way

he wanted to *harp on the hierarchy*
and pretend his perch was a bit loftier than it is

but i mean, that industry
*really…

He has been accused of spousal abuse, and I’m not sure he actually tried to refute it, so there’s that.

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent.

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.

yeah he says racist things sometimes but he’s a “good guy”.

wilmer specifically dates underage girls. if anyone tells me that so and so is a “good guy” you automatically become suspicious in my eyes. I’m picturing a mug shot of his face in some police station for masturbating in public or something. I mean, how can someone who repeatedly dates underage girls still get to be…

When it leads to your impeachment.

Plus, Laura’s a scientologist. I don’t blame Laverne for not wanting to be besties with her.

This will be the main problem: how do you prove someone knows something and when s/he knew it?

Fuck my Pride month, right?

her daily breakfast, a kale/blueberry/discarded By the Sea poster/almond milk smoothie

REALLY defensive posture. Widdle Donnie feels vewwy vewwy threatened.

True fact, ambien can make you do and say weird strange things.

He seems to think the Attorney General is the president’s lawyer

ha! on it. that is hilarious.

That is almost exactly what I would have guessed.

Sure! He was in my city for a comic-con, and I was working the event. I was assigned to stand by him-take photos for people with their phones, keep the line moving, etc. We struck up a flirtation and I was placed at his table all 3 days (I learned later on he’d requested I stay with him for the duration of the con).…

Norman Reedus looks like he does not bathe on a regular basis.

Grading Fox News on a curve: I’m happy that the crawl says “Racist.”

Exposing things that a person kept in a private letter after their death (and especially so soon after their death) seems perverse and wrong to me. I only hope the person putting them up for auction really needs the money or is giving it to a good cause.