Per Stormy Daniels, Donald  doesn’t use a condom. What’s the over/under on how many abortions he’s quietly taken care of.

Oh wait, are we cool with Kevin Hart now?

There’s a ton of judgement about all sorts of marriages out there. I’m in the process of getting a divorce after 14 years of marriage. It’s hard to wipe away the feeling of being a failure when society is constantly telling you that divorce is a failure. I had one friend tell me “Do you think your marriage was worse…

For me it is his eyes. They are tiny little black slits. You can’t see his eyes, just a black void.

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

Talk about corruption, this article sent me into Hulk-like rage:

She also hasnt had the same plastic surgery that Ivanka has had.

What’s chilling is how swift and sure that movement is. It’s not the first or second or hundredth time she’s dodged Daddy.

“Don’t fuck me, daddy”

FRIENDZONED.

So, this lady was getting treatment BEFORE Goop started promoting it? As much as I think Goop is stupid, I don’t think it’s fair to blame them for this one.

I’d put it down to getting real about what they can do. How and why would they be able to enforce NDAs after a bankruptcy? Those agreements existed mostly to cover Harvey’s ass so trying to enforce them  should always have been his problem anyways. But since I keep hearing NDAs can’t be used to stop you from reporting…

That’s a great photo of Kelly smiling at Carson’s wife with a clenched fist.

Ok I am giving you a star because yes but also can we please not make references to the dog in the bin? I just keep seeing it so afraid and alone and trapped and I am really, really sad about that, to put it mildly.

Fortunately Reddit practically ran her out of town for this ridiculousness. And I’m totally using “She’s catting.”

Jackson wouldn’t say he was being territorial. Jackson would say he wants to feel involved in the Pilates instructor’s work and to share in her space. He would also say that if you give a cat a “no” you also have to give him a “yes” at the same time. So since Ruby can’t scratch up and sleep on the big bench, he gets…

how about that their editors are even allowed to install extensions into their browsers... WTF is their IT doing over there... lock that shit DOWN.

I didn’t give myself a fucking participation trophy. That came from my baby boomer parents.

Telling that he specifies he wasn’t “blackout drunk.”