Almost the entirety of modern american culture is meant to make me uncomfortable. Excuse me if I don’t give a shit about the waste generated once a month by maybe a dozen tampons during a time for the comfort of my own damn genitals.

I’d be down for a reusable applicator (And no, I’m not remotely interested in trying a Diva cup).

Soon the only TV show I’ll be able to watch from my childhood will be “Married with Children”.

I don’t understand why Amazon doesn’t understand it needs to get a handle on its counterfeit problem. There’s whole catagories I won’t buy from them, cosmetics is just one.

I have a friend who used to work at Sephora, and in her store they would use non-defective returns as samples. I mean, the samples are used by anyone and everyone, so I’m ok with that.

Nope, he killed a mother and daughter.

I’ve bought skincare twice from Amazon that turned out to be counterfeit. That’s why I started ordering from Ulta. :(

I just read in the Washington Post that now 150,000 (yes, one hundred and fifty THOUSAND) kids have now experienced a school shooting. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. PEOPLE?

I always want to return spoiled food to the grocery store but my initial reaction to a foul smelling bag of spinach is to throw it in the garbage.

I had a friend, years ago, who was black, went to MIT, and studied statistics. He started getting calls from republicans.

Speaking of Iman, at the Black Panther premiere.

I’ve never understood US return policies. Over here a store only has to take items back that are objectively faulty in some way (broken, wrong contents, undeclared allergens, misleading claims etc). How do they make a profit?

I replied to MD and he just dismissed me. He had women caping in several threads that he was deleted/blocked /silenced thru several threads. Commenters worried there was a dangerous and silencing presecedent set. There wasn’t and when i pointed that out he dismissed me.

I just dry heaved...

As I said to someone else, I think make up should be refunded if it was sold broken/unusable or becomes that way within the first few uses, or if there is an undisclosed allergen. BUT it should just be thrown out - I’ve returned make up where I opened it to find the applicator was broken, and the shop threw it…

I was going to buy an epilator from Ulta. I was standing in line and looking at the package and noticed it had hairs still in it. I decided I’d try Amazon for it. XD

Speaking of wasteful decisions, that military parade’s gonna cost $30 million.

Stop returning makeup and underwear

I aspire to an income bracket that will allow me to have public and/or social media meltdowns and still walk away with a penthouse.

Never trust a man with overly groomed facial hair.