Not to mention with the passport office shut down that could seriously mess up travel plans for many people.

And that animals sense the evil within.

It’s not delightful for my friends who haven’t been furloughed, and thus working for free while trying to figure out how to pay for their health insurance (which is automatically deducted from their now non-existent paychecks), pay the rent/mortgage, feed their kids. Some have savings, others get shit pay, some are…

Exactly. This is using public resources for a political purpose. Of course, it’s an ethics rule and those no longer matter.

Day 2 of government shutdown: NPR is now 38 straight hours into a “nothing but Nickelback” marathon. I had to shoo away a group of national park services employees scavenging for food in my garbage cans. You’d think the fact that the cans were on fire would have kept them away, but no.

William Shatner as the Priceline Negotiator could’ve done a better job than this.

THIS. Christ, it’s driving me bonkers how poorly the dems are managing this, when for once they are truly not at fault for any of this mess.

Is that even legal???

Can we all agree that Justin Timberlake is a narcissistic asshole?

He’s a troll who apparently doesn’t have a job. He’s been posting almost non-stop for several days now, only breaking for sleep and maybe a meal here and there.

trump has a great, full head of hair. The greatest, most stable hair.

Passive-aggressive outgoing voicemail messages: tools of the trade for 16 year old girls and the US presidency.

Too many great signs. Gotta post them somewhere.

“She was wearing a really low cut dress and he was being very polite and looking her directly in the eye.”

Holding funding for our troops hostage? Hmmm ... where have I seen that before?

For fuck’s sake leave Wills alone. So he has a Pater Pate now..

We all have an Uncle Gary. Ours lives in the White House.

I am confused as to why Justin isn’t getting the same shit for his video that Kendall Jenner got for her Pepsi ad? It’s the same shit, more flashily packaged and Justin actually conceived of it unlike Kendall.