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I couldn’t even watch a full ten seconds of her vlog. Insufferable was the first word that came to mind. Then again, I’m over thirty.

Apparently she just had eye surgery to fix a lazy eye. Had to Google because I was like ‘what is happening here’.

You are insane. I’m commenting on a jezebel post. I’m adding my two cents like everyone else is. Wanting to help someone is wrong? Giving advice is wrong? You don’t have to agree with what Im dishing but to say I have to get help is super out of line.

oh my god the video is seventeen minutes
how
i got two seconds in and closed the tab in utter exhaustion

If she’s 22 I’m 15. That woman is not 22. She cannot be.

The young woman in that video is so monochrome that she looks almost unreal. Like uncanny valley unreal, except she is a real human being.

More information re shallot condiment pretty please. Would like to try to locate some.

That jade is beautiful. Many years of love, courage and wisdom are now yours.

I think it’s slightly different when you’re in a long term relationship. There will always be give and take. Sometimes you don’t want to take out the trash but it’s your turn. I think when you go into a relationship with sex on the table, it should kind of remain on the table. OBVIOUSLY not when someone is sick or

When I was 4, I wanted to name my baby sister “Flower Girl” (my parents actually did end up naming her “Lily”).

Except Grace isn’t 5 years old and we shouldn’t infantilize her in this.

Yeah, I feel like this name would be really confusing on, say, and Amtrak ticket from NYC to Chicago.

In one article, I saw that North wanted to name her baby sister Star. I never thought I’d find a case where I’d go “Hmm, maybe they should have gone with the name from the 4-year old.”

Explain to me how he coerced her. He has no power over her. He’s not in a position of authority over her. If his fame gave him power over her, that was her choice. Ansari is probably no more than 140 lbs soaking wet, so he’s not even a physical threat to her. She engaged in sexual activity with him. He never had

It isn’t illegal for me to trip a five year old and scream “asshole” in their face.

A direction, a hipster microbrewery, and a hospital.

It’s funny because I read the Babe article and did not see that claim either. But in this article, Jezebel is quoting her as saying that she had to “validate” that it was “sexual assault”. So apparently, now she is claiming that.

I am not a troll, I am a trying to demand answers or make excuses, what I want to know, is why, referencing #2 - she didn’t just leave? If it was bad sex, bad date, you leave. I’ve left bad dates, I’ve stopped bad sex. If someone keeps repeatedly trying to reengage in sex I dont want, I leave. She should have left. He

Didn’t she refuse sex and left , they didn’t have sex.

I have no doubt that this was a bad experience for her. But the term “sexual assault” is a legal term with legal definitions. And this does not meet them. Do not water down the term by declaring this sexual assault. However, I do think it’s a great conversation about communication and expectations between partners.