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This might not be the right thread for it, but my husband and I were discussing tonight, and here you are....IVF? What are your thoughts? Do you regret it? (If this is too personal m of course, please ignore).

If you’re in this boat, I feel you. I’d never say ‘triggered,’ but I certainly grimaced at this news, because how the fuck is it fair that this 20 year old who has literally everything else gets pregnant so easily? And I, age 32, trying for two years, with one miscarriage, might not ever have a baby? I do wish Kylie

Ha! Very good.

Guys, I realise her act is completely offensive, but she is 14 years old - 12 or 13 when she went on Dr. Phil. Surely this is an obvious case of exploitation and abuse by the adults around her?

I hope so too - he is the reason we can’t have nice things, and I still wouldn’t trade him for the world.

The rug is the obvious place to vomit, clearly!

My autocorrect changed Frida to Africa, somewhat inexplicably.

I work from home on Fridays. Hence, my dog is spoiled little bastard.

So far today, my dog has done the following: refused to go outside for his morning pee because it was mildly cold; barked at a toddler trying to ride his tricycle; tripped over my laptop cord (x3); knocked over the spent artillery shell my husband keeps as a doorstop (....long story) (x2); tried to eat the postman;

Truthfully, that had never occurred to me either, and I was horrified right along with her. I kept shooting side eyes at my husband, thinking, “what DO you think of my asshole?” I am not proud.

The best banana bread recipe I’ve ever tried uses four! I thought that was excessive when I read the ingredients list, but it was amazing. I don’t know about six though.

He.....he does not look well. He can’t be older than early 30s, right? I feel like he’s around my age, and I don’t know anyone who looks like that. It seems like more than just “isn’t aging well.” Looks like someone who is either heavily using or has lived an ultra hard life.

Banana slices in caramel....? Holy shit that sounds amazing! Why didn’t I buy bananas this week, damnit!

I have heard second hand from people who’ve met him that he is, surprisingly, a really nice, friendly guy once you get past the public persona.

Ha! I wish we had thought of that.

Thank you so much for the advice! I’m also quite pale (between the 110 and the 120), so I feel your pain with not having a lot of colour options. It sounds like this potentially isn’t the one for me, which is a bummer as I was so excited at the prospect of a perfect color match.

Thank you for the recommendation!

We bought a lovely light tan one two years ago. We also owe a large dog who thinks nothing of running directly from the yard and landing on the couch like a giant white cannonball.

To this day, my husband will tell anyone who mentions her, “She has terrible skin, you know!” Seems he’s still pretty personally offended by the incident, haha.

My husband swears Cameron Diaz is the world’s biggest ass. He met her when he was serving in the British Army years ago, on a deployment to South America, and for some reason, she wound up stranded near their base (can’t remember the details off the top of my head) and requested to borrow a helicopter to get back to