Ha! Well done.

Seriously, that is not a healthy looking man. If he wasn’t a goddamn Nazi hellbent on destroying everything, I’d be concerned for him.

I really can’t imagine that many people would’ve cared if she’d just come out and said it. Nicole Kidman used a surrogate for at least one of her pregnancies, possibly the second as well (can’t remember off the top of my head) and I don’t recall her getting any flack at all. Now, granted, Beyoncé is in a different…

Sincerely, I hope your bladder has returned to its rightful place!

Like those even made it onto his desk! You optimist, you.

Combined with that pap video of her hopping - literally hopping, with an ease I do not have as a non-pregnant person- into a large SUV at nine months pregnant. No way in hell.

I took immediately thought of Blink. Feeling my age all of a sudden...

Absolutely. And in Trump world, “places I wasn’t so familiar with” definitely means “poor people, mostly not white. I was frightened.”

I feel ya - here you go, read at your own risk! http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/a-full-transcript-of-donald-trumps-black-history-month-1791871370 

Ah. That would, unfortunately, explain a lot.

That would make for a nice change of events, no?

This is a valid point. I was referring more to the general illiteracy of it, but you’re absolutely right; at least he didn’t manage to erase the people from their own bloody month. *lowers standards yet again*

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

I’m flummoxed as well. Also, that looks pretty painful.

I read this list reacting exactly how I’ve been reacting to everything lately: nodding in agreement and saying, “well, fuck.”

That is some impressive dedication. I’m not even sure I remember how to operate a fax machine.

You’re not a bitch at all - you’re completely right. Being unfailingly polite in the face of bad behavior is a particularly failing of mine - I’m working on it, and who better to start with than these people? I have plenty of pent up angst and the surprised faces will probably be worth it....

Good on you for running defense for your brother and sister-in-law like that. That’s really awesome of you. I’m sure if they knew, they would be extremely appreciative. 

I have been tempted to buy it, because I love cookbooks and she makes me laugh, but I also only want QUALITY cookbooks, because I love good food. Good to hear your endorsement of the deliciousness of the recipes.

That is an AMAZING come back. My husband and I are trying, and it’s looking like it’s not going to happen naturally. Scheduling an appointment to discuss fertility options next month. I’m pretty devastated about this privately, but good at putting on a cheery face. I’m currently living in Britain, and Brits, bless…