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What is that even supposed to mean? Is there a such thing as white culture unless you, ya know, a neo-Nazi? I have what I consider my culture, certainly, but that culture is “Irish American Catholic, also helps if you’re from the rural NE.” It’s pretty specific to a small-ish segment of people.

We’ve all got two lungs and ya only need one. Plus I’m told you can totally give up a chunk of your liver and be fine. Perhaps we should develop some sort of organ bank for her?

Jesus. I did not realize she was 83 already - I thought late 70s. 83 sounds so much scarier. What can we do to protect her and keep her alive forever?

Everything is terrible and we’re all fucked, but....this did make me laugh.

You would be the senator we need right now.

That is surprising - the becoming more liberal thing. We generally always assume older people become set in their ways and get worse as they age. Interesting!

I’m really adoring the look of complete self-satisfaction on that kid’s face.

Completely random thought, but how weird would it be to be only 49 and take a job for the rest of your life? I can’t imagine committing to any position for that potential length of time (I know they can retire, but most of them don’t).

Same here, friend. Sigh....

It always surprises me when people post that they’re on vacation on social media. My husband is in the security business, and we have a policy of not posting any vacation snaps, etc. until we’re back home. The only social media either of us have is Facebook, both of which are private accounts, but still - ya never

Read an article this morning (can’t find it now, but I’m almost positive it was on the Associated Press) saying Mattis, Tillerson, and Kelly were not aware of the details of the ban at all, and they were not happy - Mattis in particular was reportedly pissed off as he was standing beside Trump as the exec order was

My mom gave me this exact lecture right after the inauguration (despite my begging to not discuss politics because I love her and I don’t want to scream hateful things in her direction {she didn’t vote Trump, but I know she didn’t vote for Hilary either}). “Everything is going to be fine because of how our government

I think it was reposted at least once, because the version I saw said she was a “goddamned American hero.” I think every sentence containing her name should include that title, personally.

You’re in Delco? I grew up in Chesco and Delco! Small world.

Hiddleswiftian might be my new favourite word.

I hate it. My then-boyfriend now-husband was really surprised the first time I was like, no sex til Tuesday or so. I’ve done it a few times and never enjoyed it.

I was wondering that myself reading this. I was all Advanced Placement courses in high school, and the majority of my classmates were girls. The few boys in those AP classes were never at the top either. I graduated in the top ten of a class of 350, and I don’t think there were any boys among that number, and maybe

Christ.....(no pun intended)

I did not know that detail! That pleases me immensely.

I mean, wouldn’t you? I would never ever stop practicing.