"Several children"? After all the details included about his life, that seems weirdly vague.

Indeed he did, and during Black, Red, Yellow, the Hail, Hail B-side which features a phone message Dennis left for Eddie. Then Dennis almost killed Eddie by picking him up and dangling him like a baby out of a window as he finished the song.

Time. He fucking spelled it out for me in plain English and I still didn't listen.

Songs about heartbreak and regret. I used to understand the meaning, but it was like Mary's room. But take Old 97's "Color of a Lonely Heart is Blue"
Miles between can't begin to undo/The feeling that you will never see another like her
Damn the lonesome ways/and the young and foolish days/and the kid who made the man…

Screw Balloon Hunt, Frisbee Dog is where it's at.

There's "the truth *frowns and shakes head*" and "The Truth! *smiles and nods*".

Not sure what the point of singing the praises of a single S04 Simpsons episode is. The entire season is required viewing.

I never knew Al Czervik worked for Weyland-Yutani. I guess I should've watched until the end of the credits.

Knowing your destination is very different from knowing how to get there.

Call Me a Dog. It used to ache me so much. Now, it's the lack of ability to feel so much ache that aches me. All Night Thing, too. "We're so young, we've got all the time in the world." That whole album is the definition of lamented youth.

At a Juliana Hatfield concert in '98, some small club and some guy kept yelling "As If Your Life Depended On It!" in a low, weirdly monotone voice, like he was contemptuously yelling an answer to a simple game show question. I kept flipping from wanting to yell, "She heard you the first time!" and appreciating that…

That different show being "Game of Thrones", because this entire season up to the finale has been weak-ass fan service. Since going off-book, it has been disappointment after disappointment. Don't even get me started on that fucking cold open. Hey writers, sometimes exactly what I want to see isn't exactly what I…

Now with Vitamin R

Bare Dorm Wryer: She goes to unfurnished school housing of starving college students and mocks them…then gives them a lava lamp and/or neon clock

Once you fuck a monkey that's a firm decision: "I'm out of the human pussy game for good."

Well, cover me in cheese sauce and throw me at drunken frat boys*! Well done, Thomas!

Death walks like an android.

In the mid-90's, in Stillwater, OK, there was a taco delivery place called Taco Dispatch. I don't think it was a chain; in fact, I can find no evidence of its ever having existed. But I remember imagining their phone number leading to a wall-sized switchboard, which was answered by a uniformed officer who then…

Robert says I'm goin' straight to hell, yeah
If I hang around here, I just might

Almost died at sea
But we found out, just in time:
Dicks always point west