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That's exactly it. In his interview on Fresh Air, he says he was in debate in high school, and after watching comedians like Carlin and Rock, he saw comedy in a new way: as presenting an argument. So he adopted the style of "funny debater".

And now, Pongo's review of Rocky 5
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Doesn't she!? It's funny you say that, 'cause I was just thinking the same thing, & what happened was, uh….

Don't forget Minor Alps!

BARGAINS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE SAVINGS
WHAT A GREAT DEAL
WHAT A GREAT FIND
LOOK AT THESE JEANS
DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HELLLLLLLL

Huh…I guess God's favorites really are the rich and callow. This world suddenly makes sense.
"I tell you, it is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for bottom-class rabble to get a table in heaven."
Midas 10:19

So I told that teechin ladee the onlee leters I need to no is U S an A an she sed I aint never been no teechin ladee Im just the sekretaree of edukashun.

Now this really pisses me off to no end!

"Kooloo-LimPAH!!"
-Chuck Tingle

But not yet a pajama jammy-jam.

If you don't like this, definitely steer clear of The Adventures of Milo & Otis which is basically a Faces of Death for pugs & orange tabbies.

'lection night and I drink a-rum!
Pop a valium as da result come!

I make a homemade version of Trader Joe's Wine Country Chicken Salad, using canned chicken (I know), 0% Greek yogurt, celery, pecans, cranberries, and poppy seeds. It could use some flavor, but I have a dull palate. I'll have to try some of the suggestions here.

Today's the only day I'm not surprised by tofurkey. Happy Thanksgiving!

That was utterly amazing. Nintendo should hire these animators immediately. Just incredible.

Friendship is rare. Do you know what I'm saying to you? Friendship is rare.

Did you cry a bitter tear for those tired, hungry people who just wanted a simple Big Mac or a Beefy Gordita and were driven away by Dave's irreverent drive-thru shenanigans? Here's a blow dryer for your blanket. Turn off the space heater under your desk before you use it.

Also, Pissant by Smashing Pumpkins has it—not prominently, just once at the end.