The tragedy is that poor ROB drops everything he tries to eat. Also, he has no mouth.

As much as I enjoyed the credit sequence set to this song, I feel it was undercut by having just watched the cold open fight sequence set to an entire other song. Made it seem like the movie was just going to be a series of videos from the soundtrack.

I can't think of a less-worthy owner than the person who will end up owning this.

Don't settle, Internet. Work in a 3-way call with Talk Show's "Hello Hello".

Please let it include a studio version of the song he composed on Extras.

Well, it does have JRPG roots. The first Final Fantasy I played was 4, and recurring throughout the series is the "flan" enemy, with the beloved palette swaps representing different squishy foods (jelly, pudding, the infamous pinkpuff, etc.) My avatar is the Tofu enemy encountered in the Tower of Babil, which, if…

I used to do it too, but I learned that my blowing on it, while initially helpful, is quite detrimental in the long run. And that is, as far as I know, the only similarity between NES cartridges and my sister's husband.

Not to meddle in your review's comments, but it's your mettle that gets tested, writer-boy (and editor…person).

785 comments and counting, so this is probably a repeat, but hey, Yahoo? I tried, okay? I tried to watch Community on your site in order to support it, but it was such a piece of shit service—commercials taking forever to load then repeating, parts of episodes cut off, trying to pause and having the episode die and…

She says "suck a boner" all the time on the show, so…

I know that's what I've been asking.

Came here for this one. I loved looking at the cover while listening. It was truly creepy. Fun Fact: the picture on the insider cover for Dr. Dre's 2001 shows him in his studio with records scattered all over the floor. This one is front & center.

Is there joy? I have been sent to kill it. It's way too easy to kill a zombie in either Walking Dead. Remember the MRI or whatever it was when they got to the CDC? It showed that the only activity was basically in the brain stem, and that's DEEP in there. You could completely shave off the frontal lobe and it…

Unity's gone for good this time, s/he won't uncancel the show again.

Jimmy John is one of those dickbag big-game hunters, so no, don't go to his shitshop either. It's probably already been said in a thread this big, but bears repeating (until Jimmy shows up and shoots them).

You know what, I'm going to let this one slide. I know we have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpohumanoids, but at this point in time, we can't stop them from having hearts. These two are clearly in love. If they want to express that love in a perfectly healthy way, then—okay, hold on.

I'd also recommend The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner. Even without his input, it makes you feel like you understand the man—maybe even know him.

They tried to give it to Dowd, but he started convulsing at the 37-minute mark. The only thing written on his notepad was "A++". He's quietly recuperating at home. By doctor's order, he's to be allowed only Kurosawa or Fellini movies for the next two weeks.

This is really interesting, because one of my first thoughts on viewing this scene was how much pressure that EMT must have been under just trying not to fuck up a Tom Hanks Oscar Scene®. She does do a good job, though, so realistic that my friend and I discussed whether or not she was a real EMT rather than an…

I admit I haven't, so I must inquire: is the cube, at any point, gleamed?