Can't take Alone seriously since IASiP used it when Dennis is staring at the behootered weather girl because he wants to get her into his bunker.

You don't need to rank your favorite Conan parts. It's really none of our business.

Hai. Hai. Hai. Bye.
Hi.

I had surgery the summer of '91, so I spent awhile in bed. I passed the time with StarTropics, and found it quite fun and entirely appropriate to the climate.

Two things I (sort of) remember about this movie: Fred Savage saying, "You got 50,000 on Double Dragon". I think it's impossible to get that score by where he was in the game.

And then she had to go and ruin it with yet another duckface selfie.

Ok, good hook. I must know why that flabby alien is pushing a grand piano through a park.

Counter offer: you pay me one dollar per minute, and the audio must be muted.

So how much does this rock, on a scale from moldy crouton to man from the Catskills?

The only MMORPG I ever played was Final Fantasy XI. When I first started when it was released for the US PS2 in March of 2004, it certainly was a gigantic world with plenty to do. But since the game was new, there weren't yet a lot of places to go for information (that weren't in Japanese, anyway). So, not only…

It's getting harder and harder for him to find things to ruin, poor guy.

Cheer up, there are people old enough to post here whose parents weren't born yet when this was on.

I thought it was supposed to be an anagram on the whiteboard in the study room, but some of the letters change:

Do we look like the kind of site that endorses "Teardrops On My Guitar"? Go to rollingstone.com. Do you even know your commenters? There's no way they like that song.
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No editing involved, this is just a recording of his usual combination calisthenics/acupuncture/ice cube therapy. This must have been the one when he lit a long match between his toes as an incentive to finish more quickly. He doesn't quite make it in time (3:22).

'f I's ever to let them monkeys outta the house, they'd be runnin' this town inside a week.

As you can see, the real deal with airline food is that it's sustenance for travelers. It's in its mid 90s, is unpalatable, and currently
resides in airplanes. Thanks for writing!

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Before reading, I could tell the guy in the top picture was not the guy who ordered this. That waistline (not to mention the shirt & tie) does not belong to an orderer of a Big Max.

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.