Stanced cars are the face tattoo of the motoring world.

At the risk of sounding like my grandfather, there are some fads I just don’t get and this would be one of them. I mean, do you hate ball joints that much?

...and has a late sw updates and a Samsung eco system nobody gives a crap about. I wish they would just by Samsung for the hardware.

But you can through polycarbonate or carbon fiber or wood, or any of the hundreds of other materials that are better for durability than glass. 

My polymer Nokia 950 wirelessly charged awesomely, no glass needed. It also looked great and was nearly bombproof (as is the Nokia tradition). 

FFS google, how many more billions do you need to make yearly to hire some people who aren’t painfully hard to watch on stage?

The Daily Mail, a content monstrosity that also occasionally does practice journalism, has the goods.

I think your cat is just a serial killer.

I think it was Terry Pratchet that said if cats looked like frogs we would have exterminated them long ago.

Really? My house cat is a goddamn murder machine. During the summer I was getting a bird or mouse delivered on to my porch (and one very unfortunate incident with a bird in my kitchen) weekly. I think the only reason I am still alive is that I provide food, but I can see that cute bastard planning.

Look, Sookralli is scum for what he pulled, but come on - it’s $2.5 million. FBI is investigating, sure, but it’s not like they’re sending a snatch team after him. Now, it being Miami, maybe one of those ripped-off customers knows a guy that can take care of this...

I appreciate the note but it’s still showing me photos it thinks I want to see, as opposed to showing me everything new [from my friends] there is to see, period.

The whole burnout u-turn preceding that on a public road without taking the time to make sure there was no one coming makes him a douchebag.

I you can’t see shit then maybe you shouldn’t be mashing the throttle and doing a u turn blindly across the road.

Virgin wool?  That’s from ugly sheep.

Ahha the matching scrotum for the cocks that drive these things. 

An LS7 is “Meh”? What dimension do you live in, and how do I get there?

Plus, how did he not stumble across it while looking for the hood release latch?

It was definitely this man’s unlocky day.