Odd.  I thought the humongous stinky blob flew from Florida to New York yesterday.  

No one is going to confuse these.

Yes, that’s it! I got it totally wrong, but the gist of it was clearly enough for you to find it. Great job!

Agreed, James Blunt is hilarious. My favorite is the one where someone was saying how terrible his song “You’re Beautiful” is, and he replied:
“I don’t have a mortgage.”

Or something like that. Dude is funny as hell.

So they let huge investment companies and megacorps gobble up everything for decades, but some Swifties suddenly can’t buy tickets and the shit hits the fan?

In the quiz called “How many of these 140 tweets are funny?”, I scored a seven.

Burner login (with the password tucked away for safe keeping) is the way.

breaks down the super-bodies of basically every Marvel character

If they really want to increase vaccination rates, they should tell men vaccines will preserve or even increase penis size. Vaccination rates among men will skyrocket.

This is an article about a scale, not a microscope.

Breaking Bad and Mad Men were full of characters that were “bad” but were well written and likable as a character. You can understand why they do the things they do and based on their character and their journey, it makes sense. Yorick walking off while 355 is planning to repel an assault, or walking into a barn with…

What is wrong with this dude? Seriously, something is obviously wrong with this guy. The typical “entitlement” explanation just seems inadequate for randomly trying to cause a massive chemical spill at a facility he owned...then ending up in Mississippi a few years later to do this...

I just may be the only person on earth who ranks the alien movies in reverse order.

Online Asshole Network?

Not again?

I imagine Q will appear older to “put Picard at ease about aging” or something. I don’t really care how Q looks so long as he acts like classic Q, and by that I mean hijinks and silliness.

That one where she goes “AYEYEYEYEYEYYYYEYEYEYEYEYE!!!!!”

I just hope that aftermarket ram can still be added

Well, at least it wasn’t Hallelujah.

Grisham managed to stick it out as one of the longest-serving Trump officials, defending her master again and again with the fealty of a whippet.