You’ve got to remember that fundamentalist christians believe that all sickness comes from the devil. So in their minds, they can only get it if they sin, or if its allowed by God as part of his plan.

Pray that nobody tells Trump that coronoavirus is eliminated by intense radiation.

Correct answer concerning the butter, but not enough said about the toast! Toast shoulfd be allowed to cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise it becomes soggy instead of crunchy.  That’s why toast racks were invented.

This is spot on. On the other hand, a house without a washing machine would definitely be the dream house for anyone who ever feels the compelling need to put a tide pod in their mouth.

TBH, if my last name was Coon, I would have had it legally changed ASAP.

Yes, however the connotations and emotional weight of the word coon are just as great as the n-word, so there’s that too.

I guess Knack is naked if Knack’s knickers are knackered.

That pun was just offal.

And guess what?  Kinja changes double-spacing when you hit publish, too! (For the record, I typed this with double-spacing, but you’d never know it.)

Look, I don’t understand veganism as a philosophy at all.

I will be that person and add, that historically, Palestine has existed a lot longer than Israel.

Correction. Kicked in the ball. Hitler only had one ball.

That was an eggs-cellent pun, but let down by a fowl delivery.

Jemaine is pronouncing “chicken” weirdly here because he’s a kiwi taking the mick out of the Aussie accent.

Yes, but is a Snoop Dog a sandwich?

Hey, you’re very welcome, and I truly do hope that those suggestions might be helpful to you in navigating some new unchartered gastronomic territory.

Like you, I’m a major foodie and for years I just couldn’t eat seafood at all, the taste really put me off. However, I did have a breakthrough which today allows me to enjoy fish. For me, the breakthrough was Japanese cuisine - in particular salmon sashimi (which in the beginning was wholly adulterated by me pouring…

To be fair, looking at his user name, he’s not naive.  He knows what hes doing.

I have tried some of Janice Poon’s wonderful recipes she did for the Hannibal tv series.  I recommend the Lomo Saltado.

I just want to know if statistically the female rats have lower insurance premiums.