You’re absolutely right, this is exactly his type of humour. He is a master in trolling those who take things too seriously, which is exactly what a lot of commenters on here are doing!

BTW, does the British spelling of “realised” really warrant a [sic]?

I have never seen this movie, but I’ll never forget the MAD magazine parody - it was brilliant!

Nope, Kiwi, but close.

Really? Where I come from that’s a traditional fried breakfast!

To be fair, he might not be Victorian at all. He might deliberately be using the term “the wife” to make it clear that it is his spouse and not his mistress that is doing the cooking.

I would also throw tomatoes, mushrooms and baked beans into this mix.

One generally doesn’t expect The Pope to flirt!

You mean to say you’ve never non-consensually touched anyone on the xanderpuss?

The other good thing about Red October was that Sean Connery made a good adVERsary!

Yep, he also loves asking his advisors why hurricanes can’t be stopped by nuking them.  God help us.

Not only that, but the solution to getting extended time is so simple - just make another purchase.  All you need is a cheeseburger or another coffee to get an extra 30 minutes!

This is weird, because I remember pot-smoking would always be followed by extreme food cravings and eating more.

But, she might be catholic.

What do you have to do to get that?

You are Miss Rude Negro?

I’ve found the sear and oven method works well for steak from blue to well-done, the secret is to have the oven preheated to a very low temp like 90 degrees celsius (194 fahrenheit).

So..... if one were to cook a steak well-done, what is the best method? You know, theoretically.

I am, and can confirm that these are cheeky little buggers.

Correction, that would be meat mushroom.