Well, he might still get a visitor, even if it’s Liam Neeson.

Oh, I don’t know, wrapped in bacon and lightly truffled is probably going to be surprising.

This is a logical workaround. I thought a good idea might be, instead of banning MAGA hats, the business could just have a sign placed prominently with the following message:

The Onion used to parody real life.  Now, it’s the other way round.

For me, this will always be the way a baguette moves.

That joke was very presbyterian.

A lot of christian churches are not anti-LGBTQ, but this is directly tied to the extent that their beliefs deviate from what is written in the bible.

I’ll never forget Stephen Colbert’s on-point confrontation with George Bush in his roast during the 2006 White House Correspondent’s Dinner. Where has this Stephen Colbert gone?

Funny thing about Brightborn, you just know that the body count is going to be a lot less than in Man of Steel.

You’re probably right, and doubling down will mean he will declare a national emergency.

Salty, you’ve been holding out on us! Benny Hill was your uncle?

Remember that movie also had Kevin Spacey and a young boy in it.  With hindsight those scenes with Luthor and the kid on the boat are a bit disturbing.

It would be a bit tickly if he was down under...

You’re right!  Sorry, I haven’t engaged my brain properly, need to get a coffee.

He does seem very proud of the fact that he owns forty guns.

Sorry to be that guy, but it’s not a a palindrome, just an anagram. A palindrome needs to have the correct letter order in reverse e.g. A man, a plan, a canal – Panama.

Hey Doc, you’re not the letter writer, are you?

Calling it now: Tom Cruise will be the next POTUS.

Try bribes, and let me know how you get on.