LOL, okay, cam down.

Exactly, Tesla came out of nowhere and right now, their closest competition has been a $100k Porsche. 

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

Don't apologise for shit Hogan. You spoke the truth and Audi fed you marketing garbage. Tesla for all their faults, has absolutely destroyed in battery and motor tech.