Funny how quickly one can become a dick nowadays and ruin a perfectly decent conversation for everyone else too.

True. At one point, members of the IDF were ordered to stop using Waze while navigating in the Occupied Territories because some of them were getting lost due to inaccuracies and consequently kidnapped or killed.

Seems like only yesterday.

I can assure you most gen X folks are really mellow, peace loving people and have nothing in common with the boomer assholes that pretty much ruined this world for everyone.

News guy: “Don’t try this at home.” Is there such a thing as indoor kitesurfing? Just wondering...

Wait, retired?! How old is this woman? You mean if you screw over millions of your customers and cause your company to pay out millions in fines, then just take $124 million and call it quits for good at forty something?

Until they meet in a random puddle, my friend. Until they meet...

I have one better: put the old WTC twin towers to Bagdad or Kabul. Now, imagine the utter shitstorm that would cause.

True. And the all caps makes it even truer.