IT’S GREAT. Like the musicals in the olden days, and totally unironic, which is a breath of fresh air.

They’re yet another sign of Russia’s infiltration and perversion of American values.

I deal with mental illness. Amongst other things, at its worst my agorophobia can keep me housebound and unwashed for longer than I’d care to admit.

but fuck they never say anything like “i couldn’t imagine what i’m going through and having to get up every day and go to a shit job and make rent at the same time.”

I think that it can sometimes be very challenging for people who do have financial and social privilege to admit that they’re struggling with mental illnesses, because of the assumption that if you have financial security you shouldn’t “complain”. I know that as a kid who grew up in a very abusive yet well-off home, i…

Thank you. Those names are ridiculous.

Still better than the billion names that rhyme with Aiden we’ve been getting for the past 20 years.

No. Papa is Grandpa.

Oh she definitely is. She’s also definitely lying, there’s no way she only eats two things.

A harpoon?

If I were Melania my condition would be that I didn’t have to be in the room.

Who hasn’t?

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

I’ve heard that peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs.

I simply dropped mine off at a drop off station. Then one need not be concerned about postage and lost mail and such. You get an email after its processed. Actually seems like a pretty solid set up compared to hanging chads and the like.

Thanks for this tip. I just looked mine up.

There is a website in my state where you can track your absentee ballots. I’m sure every state has something like this. For him to advise voters to do what he’s talking about is just the height of stupidity.

Same for Desperately Seeking Susan.

You gonna have to take that back because otherwise you’re insinuating A League of Their Own was bad and I will have to murder you.