as the sister of two brothers, i really appreciate this

+1 dollar bill

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Oh, they are super funny dudes. The podcast is worth a listen for Jon Lovett ranting greatness alone.

Yeah Jon Lovett’s weekly rants are the best parts of these podcasts.

Oh my god, stop this. Hillary was just as bad during the 2008 campaign against Obama.

I love these guys and am willing to fight anyone who disagrees

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

If this is a typical white girl exchange, I guess I’m not as white as I thought.

Jamie: “What are we cooking today Lindsey?
Lindsey: “Meth.”

But does the dog also piss on the side of buildings??

Right, because she’s the one who needs neurological testing...

“Don’t tell me what to say”

Why aren’t we talking about black bear on black bear crime?!

Hold the phone, source. I do not think Brad Pitt was, like, on his hands and knees replacing tile and screwing new fixtures into old cabinets and screaming like, “GOD DAMN IT, ANGIE, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE GOD DAMNED CHISEL” after which Angie screams back, “HOW MANY GOD DAMNED TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I NEVER…

Wait, but these bears are white. It’s the black bears that have violent bear culture. The polar bears are totally innocent in all of this, and if there’s any violence involving them, it was obviously because the black bears were the aggressors and the polar bears were just trying to defend themselves. And anyway, all…

You know what is funny as hell? People telling other people what to eat or drink 100% based on their opinion of said food or beverage. I have an idea... how about people eat and drink what they want and everyone else can fuck off. Yeah, let’s go with that.

“Change would be nice, but we should be concerned with the immediate future,” while people are dying from the DNC’s failures. It is a position of privilege.

Al Gore lost New Hampshire, Ohio, Nevada, Florida, and Missouri by less than 5%. Guess what percent of the electorate voted for Ralph Nader in those states?