Chicken pox parties were vaguely reasonable in the 70s when there was no vaccine because it was generally so much worse to get them at 3 than 15. And they were contagious before there were spots, so it was more a joke than anything else. If you were around other kids regularly you were probably exposed.

I just hope all man are going to be max 26 years old

I also have grown tired of his cult members accusing anyone of being antisemitic anytime people criticize him . You’re not woke when you do this, you’re not going to win over any of the Jewish vote with this, and quite frankly as a Jewish person I feel embarrassed for you. (general Bernie fan “you” not you in…

The ad was wrong on so many levels!

“I currently sit here hoping that I’ll be able to continue auditioning for commercials without any taint,”

That’s a good idea. Especially for winter.
What is the un-grey policy on this thing exactly?
Seriously, I have no clue. 

The fuck montage made me think of this:

Was there a hammaconda sighting too , asking for a friend.

I am so sorry about the kiln fire.

you should be out of the grays on the basis of your username alone.

My entire book club hated this book. It was one of the most pretentious things I’ve ever read. The trailer for this looked so incredible boring I’m not surprised by the reviews at all. I thought maybe the movie would help me understand why this book was such a big deal, but I guess not.

Give me pumpkin spice porters and stouts. Fuck IPAs. I don’t want to drink beer that smells like dirty bongwater.

get outta here, brits have Starbucks and Starbucks has this flavor worldwide. I REFUSE to believe you’re this confused!!!

“...my biggest fear is ABC giving McCain her own show”

Sansa and Gendry.

With not paying taxes, ripping people off, and committing some light extortion, he seems as qualified as the current president. 

I don’t know if a single Michael Avenatti could be a considered “a bunch of people.”

That escalated quick.

I was actually kind of surprised that Lin-Manuel Miranda didn’t EGOT this year with his Moana song.

Let Aretha Franklin be your guide in ALL things.