Rita Ora, aka “Who?” = Matt

Pretty sure they copyright argument is DOA. This seems like fair use.

I watched 3 episodes last night and one this morning, and I have no idea who Matt is...looked him up....ohhhh, yeah I saw him in the rose ceremony and thought “who is he? and wth would she cut the hot Russian before him?!?”

I think sometimes they send the guys they actually like but know they won’t end up with home earlier because they know will be harder and harder to kick them off the longer they stay. That’s how guys like Matt, who Rachel doesn’t seem to care a lick for, stay around—filler.

“Ohanian eventually wooed her by treating her not like a famous person, but a regular person, taking her on an hours-long date in Paris”

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

I’m doing a lot as a public servant and jester to the American public.

It’s relevant because even though totally average people can be coerced into confessions, his issues made him much more susceptible.

And even if it was allowed... move your own fat ass, man who doesn’t want Lady Cooties. Like, the part where these guys demand the women be moved rather than moving themselves gives away the real point of their bullshit.

Yada Yada is one of my favorite episodes.

Time to learn the phrase “Hey there - I have my period!” in every language.

To quote Tim Whatley when he becomes a Jew on Seinfeld: “It’s our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.”

I can think of few situations where being seated next to an 81 year old woman is a dangerous situation. Unless it’s my Grandma and she just found out the restaurant doesn’t serve wine.

He conceded I was right

Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

“paired down beauty”

translation: I like woo. Why don’t you like woo too?

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

***”...is it just the menopause talking?”*** Will use this in future.

Actually, the law which I got from US Code § 2381 and not from a blog, says “Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason.”