I really need to know what happened 10 years ago to Taco Tuesday.

Only this show would stand up for the integrity of pubes. lol
They are just so. freaking. AWESOME. :)

I actually loved Dick. It really was a great movie!

Julia was a ridiculously wealthy person from the day she was born due to family money, and all you hear about her is what a kind, good hearted, hard working woman she is, and how respected she is for earning her comedy cred on her own, without the influence of her father’s money. She is an icon of comedy, and proof…

Also from what I remember she had an agreement to buy it first through the archdiocese, who had already put it up for sale, but some of the nuns protested because they thought she was a harlot (or similar) while others just felt the archdiocese was going to rip them off (as the property was gifted to the nuns, not the…

YES! This is the first one in what feels like a zillion years that I’m not mad about

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

Wow. Just wow. These fucking guys. You know how history looks at Joseph McCarthy in scorn? Welcome to the club you god damned shitlords.

Some fun facts about skyr!

Mr Tardis is Icelandic. Skyr IS NOT yogurt. Icelanders get very upset if you say it is. Also, they are very pissed right now, I love that the Icelanders protest and actually do something about their corrupt politicians. If we find out any US government officials are involved, we just go back to playing candy crush and…

Hotdogs and skyr = 75% of what I ate while I was there

Unfortunately Mifeprex will not be effected at 3,650 weeks.

It is the right thing to do, and I think that’s the important thing here.

Yeah, a great Easter miracle... for a Jewish family.

Mel sex and a baby to deal with? Hard pass.

WORST. STUFFED TOY BUILDING. STORE. EVER.

I hear crate training is the way to go...

This should not be confused with my lawsuit over the fact that I spent almost a year training my waist and it still pees on the floor and bites the mailman.

Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.

honestly WHAT ARE THE CHANCES they finally found another use for this wig