“National Vulva-t”

Wow. We dudes are nothing if not persistent. Andy’s been dead thirty years and still managed to send a woman a dick pic.

This was the first time I literally said “yass queen” upon reading something.

Ms. Sarandon, as always, looks fabulous. If she wore that to my funeral it would make me reconsider this whole “afterlife” business, if only briefly. Piers Morgan is apparently channeling Mrs. Grundy these days, I hope he doesn’t get carpal tunnel from all that pearl-clutching.

Maybe Piers Morgan should stop showing his ass all the time.

This is a good foot. Gorgeous arch.

I know, I was feeling bad for thinking the same thing. As my old ballet teacher would say, those feet are...difficult.

More power to her!! But....she has a long way to go technique wise to be the star she’s dreaming of being! Ballet is hard :-/

Yeah, but with a usually-intelligent audience of a judge or three, remaining eloquent basically requires adhering to the old John Wayne maxim “talk low, talk slow, and don’t talk too much.”

I’m a litigator. Sometimes I’ll do oral argument before the Court and think, “shit, that felt like rambling. I bet I sounded so dumb. I must do better next time.” And then I get the transcript back and I’ve spoken eloquently throughout it. Comparatively, I imagine Palin is like “nailed it” after a speech and then…

Also-the 2007 issue.

Hell, I put a grain of sand up in there three years ago and I'm still waiting for a big expensive-ass PEARL to come out :/

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

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This is brilliant comment.

I’m willing to hold off on judging her until I hear her side of the story bizarrely retold by Sean Penn.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

Amen, sister. Almost 32 and still baby-free, thanks to my fear of penises as a teenager, and a free supply of slut pills as an adult. THANKS OBAMA.

I respectfully disagree. Controlling a 1,000 pound animal with a head full of steam (and little else) is pretty rad. And you have to do it subtly. Brute force will be met with violent resistance. They race on pure heart, but they need to trust their rider. And when it goes wrong it goes spectacularly wrong. Think…